A bean seal is a person who wears a hoodie with a tight hood, thus making the person look like a bean or a seal. The hood may also be pulled tight on a looser hood to produce the same effect.
To bean seal or 'pulling a bean seal' can also be used as a verb.
Bean sealing is the practice of wearing a hoodie with a tight hood.
e.g. Friend 1: "Aw mate! My hair look terrible today" Friend 2: "Looks like you're gonna have to bean seal!"
Don't go on it. It is a virus it will ruin your computer.
Friend 1: Hey did you go on tumblr?
Friend 2: Yeah it gave me a terrible virus that destroyed my computer.
Friend 1: I'm never going on tumblr again!
When you're drunk, but trying to text a friend (or type in a chat room) with perfect grammar, but terrible spelling.
Guy: "Hey girtl, howe arwe you doingh?"
Girl: "Geez, you must be rodger drunk again. Text me back when you're not wasted."
If it can go wrong, not only will it, but it will go so wrong you start to think "This couldn't possibly be happening to me, I must have lost my mind and am imagining this, please pass the thorazine."
Having had a terrible day that not even Murphy's Law could begin to describe I jokingly said the phrase Murphy's Rape. My friend finding it funny suggested I upload it to Urban Dictionary, but as Murphy's Rape would have it, the computer froze when I tried to take my friend's advice.
An ugly, two-faced, double-crossing whore. Will seem nice at first, and then she will turn into a total bitch, and you will ask yourself "Why is she my friend?".
Beware of Hannahs, they make terrible, needy girlfriends, and you'll never have good sex.
Chick 1: What the hell is up with that chick?
Chick 2: Oh, she's a Hannah
A kind of troll that makes fun of furries by calling them a nickname which is a combination of Werecreatures and something said furry hates being called.
If the furry is gay, he'll be called a werefairy or werefag, if a female it will be wereslut or werebitch.
If overweight they will be called a weresnorlax or a werepig, if the person is a suffer from aspergers they will be called a wereretard or wereasspie.
Often found on Encyclopedia Dramatica or Metokur, sometimes tries to call other people out on this.
"My furry friend got harrassed onlie by the Wereinsultingnicknamer guy."
Exclamation of shock or surprise, with a sense of understatement, irony or the inevitability of disappointment.
Often used in response to a setback or depressing news, with a hint of resignation in the face of life's hardships.
Colloquial British English. Also common in Australia and New Zealand.
Variation: Cor blimey.
Similar to crickey.
"Blimey! I never expected the Spanish Inquisition!"
"Blimey!", said with a look of sympathy, in response to a friend's outpouring of emotion after some terrible life crisis.