Teresa: awesome funny ladys who love chicken (chick-gon) and chameleons. They are normally good looking, hispanic, with dark hair and pretty eyes. You can normally find a Teresa at a fun party, where ever there is a fountain that doesn't run on water, or in an apartment living with her awesome best friend/friends in style. If you find a Teresa hold on tight cause your in for an Epic ride
Hey I met this girl over there by the chocolate fountain
Wait whats her name

Teresa
Dibs ( takes off running)
by The Chameleon lover July 13, 2011
when a person is holding a blunt, joint, pipe or a bowl for too long begins to tell a short story. the people in the circle then scream out "teresa" to tell the person they are taking too long.
stoner 1: (passes the joint)
stoner 2: (reaches out for joint) back in my day... (puff) back to my story... (puff)...

stoner 2 takes more than five minutes holding the joint because he's so into his story.

stoner 1: TERESA!!!
by sof-tron June 17, 2011
A chubby tree bunny. Also known as Treesuh or Twesa. She's a purple tree bunny who loves chocolate. But she is also a canadian AND asian purple tree bunny who loves chocolate. She is ALWAYS hungry. Teresa wants to go on a diet & Hates her parents.
DJ: Hi Teresa.

Teresa: Hi DJ, Do you have some chocolate I can eat ? I'm HUNGRY!
by TwesaTreeIsABunnieee August 18, 2009
Teresa is a form of the female human species (however she hast the biggest penis ever).Though he/she looks hella white, he/she is actually black. I'm not kidding. When encountering such a creature, you will discover he/she:
-wants to have babies with Joe Jonas.
-wants me to watch Sweeney Todd.
-uses the word "noob" when she is actually the noob.
-is a noob.
-is good at Guitar Hero but phails at things such as Super Smash Brother Brawl (which I pwn her with Pikachu).
-is TOO SLOWinsert Sonic lawl face here
-is meh sex buddy.
-is writing a definition on Urban Dictionary as we speak.
-Micheal Phelps is indeed a fish.
-lives with Jack in Halloween Town.
-uses the word babycakes too much.

This applies to ALL Teresa's,except the ones that live outside of a box.
Joe-Hey Teresa, wanna have buttsecks?
Teresa-Hell yeah!opens pants
Joe-Dear LAWD.

have babies in Mexico
by Tati fucking rocks your face. August 26, 2008
A white girl who thinks that she is a "G" when in reality she is a cheap whore who lets herself be moterboated in the back of a pickup truck ...
"Damn girl, i can't believe you were such a teresa last night with that dirty red neck from the club."
by Jak ... January 02, 2009
one sexy mother fuckerr
who likes tossing samantha's salad everyday.
Damnn you see that teresaa, yea i heard her and samantha love eachothers assholesss
by I love teresa July 20, 2006

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