A kick-ass Emmy award-winning writer who co-hosts the best radio morning talk show, Teresa Strasser not only showcases a biting wit and quick humor, she also recently didn't marry Batman.
Teresa Strasser is too cool to be defined only as "that jewish girl."
Teresa is a form of the female human species (however she hast the biggest penis ever).Though he/she looks hella white, he/she is actually black. I'm not kidding. When encountering such a creature, you will discover he/she:
-wants to have babies with Joe Jonas.
-wants me to watch Sweeney Todd.
-uses the word "noob" when she is actually the noob.
-is a noob.
-is good at Guitar Hero but phails at things such as Super Smash Brother Brawl (which I pwn her with Pikachu).
-is TOO SLOWinsert Sonic lawl face here
-is meh sex buddy.
-is writing a definition on Urban Dictionary as we speak.
-Micheal Phelps is indeed a fish.
-lives with Jack in Halloween Town.
-uses the word babycakes too much.
This applies to ALL Teresa's,except the ones that live outside of a box.
Joe-Hey Teresa, wanna have buttsecks?
Teresa-Hell yeah!opens pants
have babies in Mexico
A tall, elegant, slender, beyond beautiful siren! The type of Lady you want on your arm. The kind of Lady that will tell you everything as it is. The special Lady that everyone needs in their life. Teresa is a funny, smart and hard working girl that anyone would be lucky to have as a friend. She is there for all of her close friends and partner. Teresa will also be quick to get her point across, no matter the situation. Teresa can be quite laid back and calm until you ruffle her feathers. Other than that, teresa is the one girl you want to keep a hold on! Do not let her go! And do not cross anybody that already has a Teresa as it would always be the last thing you do! :)
Teresa is a hot chick!
Teresa has it all!
when a person is holding a blunt, joint, pipe or a bowl for too long begins to tell a short story. the people in the circle then scream out "teresa" to tell the person they are taking too long.
stoner 1: (passes the joint)
stoner 2: (reaches out for joint) back in my day... (puff) back to my story... (puff)...
stoner 2 takes more than five minutes holding the joint because he's so into his story.
stoner 1: TERESA!!!
A small actress/model who mostly plays small roles in TV shows. One of her most famous roles was on iCarly when she played the incredibly hot & stupid intern.
She is extremely gorgeous & is on par with Ariana Grande the prettiest girl in the world.
But unlike Ariana Grande, Teresa can appeal to all ages & races of men so in that way she might be the one to hold the rightful title of prettiest girl in the world.
It is also unknown what ethnicity she is.
She is also a under-rated actress who needs to be reconized by her outstanding beauty.
Teresa Castillo & Ariana Grande are the prettiest girls in the world.
I would kill to get a hug from Teresa Castillo.
Teresa Castillo is a goddess.
Teresa: awesome funny ladys who love chicken (chick-gon) and chameleons. They are normally good looking, hispanic, with dark hair and pretty eyes. You can normally find a Teresa at a fun party, where ever there is a fountain that doesn't run on water, or in an apartment living with her awesome best friend/friends in style. If you find a Teresa hold on tight cause your in for an Epic ride
Hey I met this girl over there by the chocolate fountain
Wait whats her name
Dibs ( takes off running)
The act of resting/sleeping cocooned under the covers after a long session, in the style of Mother Teresa resting in her death bed (see CelebrityMorgue.com). This session could be after exercise/shagging/drinking. A mother teresa can last anything between two minutes and a day. It is most commonly used in dire situations, such as betweeen finishing a session and having a shower or eating.
M dot T always comes first.
1. Jack: 'Ahh man I had such a long shag last night, i'm in need of a serious M dot T'
2. Adam: 'I've only got two minutes until school, time for a mother teresa me thinks, otherwise those bitches are gonaa be on my back all day...'
2.Jack C: Man Jack B, all you do is Mother Teresa all day long, why are you so tired all day long?!'
JackB: It's because of all those Troff times i've been having.