ghosting a terd 

The act of sitting on toilet flushing then dropping the terd before the flush is complet thus the flush sucks terd down before you wipe

Bill loves "ghosting a terd" after chilli night so that he doesn't offend anyones delicet nasal passages.

ghosting a terd by ghost king March 17, 2014

Teedy 

An endeared Aunt. A word people from New Orleans called their loving Aunts.

Hey Teedy!

I love my Teedy!!
Teedy, can you pick me up from school today?

Teedy by VisionsOfBeauty504 August 31, 2018

terea 

a beautiful, wonderful person that's wonderful to be around with and someone that will make you smile even when your feeling down. someone that is caring and thoughtful.

a girl named terea

terea by gamerguide July 27, 2013

Terd Pocket 

The gap between sphincter and butt cheek.

Her Terd pocket was so big that when i pulled her cheeks apart I heard a poop whisper.

Terd Pocket by Silver tongued liar August 11, 2013

Terelak 

A Terelak is someone who is grumpy most of the time. To strangers he seems unapproachable and quite morose. To outsiders watching in, he can seem bored and disorientated. To those who know him, he often dishes out bants left right and centre. Often after a big night out a Terelak will come to work late, unshaven, wearing the same clothes (or a similarly grotty and unironed item) and being even more grumpy than usual. A classic Terelak tactic after such nights is to not wear his jacket, therefore making it look like he's been at his desk and is not actually late.

Terelak's often use vocab no-one understands. It is essential that a dictionary is relied on when talking to a Terelak.

"I did a Terelak last night, lost my keys, my phone, my life!"

"Why is that guy so angry looking?"
"Oh, I wouldn't worry, he's just a Terelak"

Terelak by Megabants November 15, 2012

Seed Teed 

The act of cumming on your sexual partners tee shirt. This usually is performed during a quickie, whilst the female is partially or fully dressed, and when no protection is used.

Guy 1: Dude! I was fucking my girl in her driveway last night at 9 pm. She was wearing really short shorts so i just pulled that shit to the side and went to town! She wrapped her legs around me, put her feet on my calves and her ass against her BMW. I didn't have a condom, and she isn't on birth control yet, so when i knew i was gonna come, I pulled out and sprayed my whole load on her Hollister shirt. Those shits cost like 40 bucks.

Guy 2: Wow, you totally Seed Teed that hoe.

Guy 1:Yeah, and the best part is she had to walk back inside past her parents to change. I bet my boys were shining bright under all that lighting in her fucking kitchen.

Seed Teed by rosszUSAfiu November 10, 2009

Teledump 

Traveling to a different floor than you work on in an office building to take a dump.

Also accepted: Teledumper, Teledumping

That teledumper just plowed out a log in our bathroom and then took off up the stairs.

Courtney caught a teledumper getting on the elevator.

Teledump by floor_hopping June 29, 2010