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5. terd
A "terd" is commonly known to be an annoyance of some sort in one's life.
He is such a terd!
What a little terd!
This a total terd!
by berber Aug 22, 2003 add a video
1. terd
Mispelling of "turd". Along the same lines as "rheatard", "reetard", "masterbate", and "your" when not used correctly in a sentence.
Neglected pre-pubescent turds can't spell this sentence right if it was read to them.
by The Observer May 6, 2003 add a video
2. terd
THe substance that drops out of your anus and brings great relief. Although sometimes it can cause pain, the after affect is very soothing and relaxing
Oh yea, I just terded
you terded
That was a most exellent terding session
by The King Terder Oct 9, 2003 add a video
3. terd
The chocolate choo choo train
Damn the chocolate choo choo came out my ass
by phatcat Apr 8, 2003 add a video
4. Terd
Terd, unlike Turd, is actually a very small piece of fecal matter. It is generally about the size of a raisin (little bigger) and is a rarity among fecal matter. Even more rare than the watery shit know as diarrhea or "fountain shit" as its known in my house. Terds are usually discovered days after coming into existence and are usually hardened by then and can be handled by hand used for practical jokes.
Dad, which dish is for grandma?

The one with the terd in it.
6. terd
Shit. Nothing more or less.
my terd is named mike
I have seen some big terds
7. terd
Similar to turt, only a stupid idiot that deserves to be named after a piece of shit.
"Look at that Terd being an emo. Now everyone knows that retards like being bitchy about their problems!"
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