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Mispelling of "turd". Along the same lines as "rheatard", "reetard", "masterbate", and "your" when not used correctly in a sentence. Neglected pre-pubescent turds can't spell this sentence right if it was read to them.
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THe substance that drops out of your anus and brings great relief. Although sometimes it can cause pain, the after affect is very soothing and relaxing Oh yea, I just terded
you terded That was a most exellent terding session |
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The chocolate choo choo train Damn the chocolate choo choo came out my ass
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Terd, unlike Turd, is actually a very small piece of fecal matter. It is generally about the size of a raisin (little bigger) and is a rarity among fecal matter. Even more rare than the watery shit know as diarrhea or "fountain shit" as its known in my house. Terds are usually discovered days after coming into existence and are usually hardened by then and can be handled by hand used for practical jokes. Dad, which dish is for grandma?
The one with the terd in it. |
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A "terd" is commonly known to be an annoyance of some sort in one's life. He is such a terd!
What a little terd! This a total terd! |
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Similar to turt, only a stupid idiot that deserves to be named after a piece of shit. "Look at that Terd being an emo. Now everyone knows that retards like being bitchy about their problems!"
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An archetypical nerd like Professor Frink or Steve Urkel. A portmanteau of "true" and "nerd." Used to distinguish from "nerd", which has, over the past few decades, lost its bite. The Red T-Shirt guy at Blizz-Con 2010 was a terd. He made all the other nerds at Blizz-Con look like rock stars.
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