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7.
Yeah, it sure sounds fruity. But it's not something you want coming at you down an ice luge at 0.5 mph.
James: Want some tequila?

John: Nah man, I'm not a pussy. I'll stick to the beer.

James: Oh the irony!
by Rihanyce November 18, 2011
 
1.
A Spanish word meaning, "I don't remember doing that..."
by Highlander_77 October 18, 2003
 
2.
liquid panty remover
guy to girl: "Let me buy you another tequila." translation: "I want to fuck your brains out tonight!"
by Rick August 08, 2003
 
3.
A hard Mexican Liquer made from the Blue Agave cactus. The problem with Tequila is that is begs to be drunk straight even when you already have to lean on the bar to stay upright. Tequila is infamous for its nasty hangovers which is why it has been given the nick name, "To-Kill-ya."
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, Floor."
by UAStudent December 29, 2005
 
4.
The reason my wife got 3 teeth knocked out by slipping in her puke while getting off the toilet and faceplanting on the tile in the bathroom while we were on our honeymoon.
My wife drank to much top quality tequila in mexico then she face planted resulting in thousands of dollars of dental bills not to mention a $500 plane ticket and $1000 emergency room visit. To top it all off we had to leave Mexico a day and a half early and didnt get reimbursed for it. We also had a 4 hour lay over in Miami before we could go home.

By the way this is all true, I'm not making this shit up. It really happened to us.
by fkuck my life September 02, 2010
 
5.
The only legal Mexican immigrant. Don't eat the worm!
1 tequila, 2 tequila 3 tequila floor, 5 tequila 6 tequila 7 tequila morgue.
 
6.
A town in the state of Jalisco, Mexico, and the birthplace of the alcoholic beverage " Tequila". A quant little town with some of the best tacos al pastor around.
There are so many tequila factories in Tequila.
by saritasanchez August 10, 2010