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premature textulation 

The accidental sending of a text message, resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense.
I had a premature textulation, I sent the text that "She farted sideways..." and I almost shat myself!
premature textulation by roneal October 5, 2007
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Premature Textulation 

When you are halfway through a text and you accidently hit the "send" button, and then you have to send another text with the other half of what you were saying.
"So, I got a text from Bob last night saying "want to fuc", but then I realized it was Premature Textulation when he sent me the other half, "kin get some dinner??"...Close call!"

"Damn, I accidently just prematurely textulated "We have to talk" to my girlfriend, when I meant to say "we need to talk about what we are getting for dinner tonight". I hope she doesn't break up with me!"

Premature textulation 

The act or practice of sending a text message before you've finished it
Text: "Are you goi"
Reply: "WTF?"
Text: "Sorry - premature textulation"

premature e-textulation 

To experience premature e-textulation is to accidentally send a text message or comment via phone or social network, before the text/comment is complete.
Text 1: I'm on my way. I just ha-

Text 2: ...have to stop for milk. Sorry. Premature e-textulation -lol.

Premature E textulation

when your having "Hot" phone sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend by sending pictures or explicit sexual fantasies with each other and you cum before your partner does.
My girl is mad because I was having some awesome cell phone sex with last night and had a Premature E textulation.

testulating 

Testulating is when 5-7 days out of a month a man's testosterone levels are at a peek. Without release they will be, Moody, irritable, figitty impatient and confrontational.
I'm sorry I'm so impatient and moody. I'm testulating right now.
testulating by James Brokaid November 3, 2023