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Sachin Tendulkar 

The Greatest Batsman of all time. Has been playing for over 20 years. Made his debut at the age of 16. Highest score in ODIs: 200* off only 147 balls, against South Africa in 2010. Most test centuries (47), most ODI centuries (46), most runs in tests (13,447), most runs in ODIs (17,594).

Has scored hundreds against all Test playing nations, with the most hundreds coming against Australia (10), the undisputed number one test team of the 90s and 00s.

Went through an appalling phase in the mid 2000s, when he suffered from a tennis elbow. Critics were quick to rip into him(Ian Chappell and Sanjay Manjrekar), who called for his retirement and referred to him as living in delusion. Given a return to amazing form since 2007/2008 though, they are now eating their words.

As of March 2010, has scored 4 Test Centuries on the trot.

His only competition is Donald Bradman, considered the greatest of all time, with an average of 99.94.

But did Bradman face McGrath, Wasim Akram, Waqar Younis, Muralitharan, Shane Warne, Heath Streak, Dale Steyn, Brett Lee, Shoaib Akhtar, Allan Donald, Curtly Ambrose, Courtney Walsh at their peak? Did Bradman bat for over 20 years, and play ODI and T20 cricket along with Tests (which included rest days back then).

Nasser Hussain, Richard Hadleee, Sunil Gavaskar, Tony Greig and the whole of India regard him as being the greatest of all time.

Richie Benuad regards him as being the best since Bradman.
Matthew Hayden: I have seen GOD , he bats at no.4 for india in Tests. (on Sachin Tendulkar)
Sachin Tendulkar by DonBradman March 9, 2010
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Testulum 

A rare medical condition resulting in the malformation of the male genitalia. Normally, one testicle will hand slightly higher up to facilitate walking, comfort and vasculature. With the anomaly however, the balls are precisely on the same level with each other forming a symmetrical "sac." When diagnosing, a urologist performs the "Testulum Test" where he/she nudges the scrotum. If the scrotum dangles in a circle then its a normal sac. If the sac dangles from side to side as a pendulum then its a Testulum.

Signs and Symptoms:

Feeling of fullness in your sac.
Pain instead of pleasure when getting teabagged.
Both balls touch the water at the same time when wading into a cold pool.
Squatting and performing the Testulum Test to impress friends and family.
Hey baby, have you ever had a Testulum in your mouth.
Testulum by ataman91 March 21, 2010
Related Words

tendulkar 

A person who is consistently an exceptional performer and worshipped by his fans.

From the Indian cricketer Sachin Tendulkar, who is GOD for cricket lovers.
John from our Finance Division is a real tendulkar.
tendulkar by pointninenine August 7, 2010
Tera tentua masak doonga!!!
(I'll strangle you!!!)
tentua by drimaa November 5, 2013

Tentlemen 

Gentlemen with tentacles
(Joke in MandJTV's video)
You are a Tentlemen
Tentlemen by AlanYTlol August 23, 2020

premature textulation 

The accidental sending of a text message, resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense.
I had a premature textulation, I sent the text that "She farted sideways..." and I almost shat myself!
premature textulation by roneal October 5, 2007

Premature Textulation 

When you are halfway through a text and you accidently hit the "send" button, and then you have to send another text with the other half of what you were saying.
"So, I got a text from Bob last night saying "want to fuc", but then I realized it was Premature Textulation when he sent me the other half, "kin get some dinner??"...Close call!"

"Damn, I accidently just prematurely textulated "We have to talk" to my girlfriend, when I meant to say "we need to talk about what we are getting for dinner tonight". I hope she doesn't break up with me!"