Tentpole 

a word of appreciatation said towards members of the female gender when it is felt that members of the female gender that is is said to would give the person a "trouser tent" also known as: erection, hard-on, boner, stiffy, chubby and many more slang terms.

The origins of this term aren't 100% known however, the term was first used publically in the movie Wayne's World (1992)whilst talking about Claudia Schiffer (See Example)
- Taken from Wayne's World (1992) -

Wayne: "Schwing!"
Garth: "Schwing!"
Wayne: "Tentpole! She's a babe!"
Garth: "She's magically babelicious."
Wayne: "She tested very high on the strokability scale."

Tentpole by Dex1987 July 4, 2006

Teentool 

A male teenager with serious behavioural problems, primarily being a tool or wanker.

The Teentool is easily recognisable by its apparal. Usually a track or shell suit, the trousers of which are tucked into the socks; a baseball cap worn at a jaunty angle and either bling or tat's or both.

The Teentool's habitats are shopping arcades and magistrates courts.

The teentool's language is very complex and is broadly unintelligable except for the expletives which are peppered throughtout any given period of noise making.

The Teentool has a variety of modes of transport, apart from running, these include BMX style bicycles, small trail bikes or small old cars which have been pimped beyond recognition.

I have struck him from my Christmas list as he has become such a Teentool. I saw him outside the Magistrates court yesterday, gurning like a safari park chimp.

Teentool by Mr Henderson Smith February 13, 2009

tentpole 

a word of appreciatation said towards members of the female gender when it is felt that members of the female gender that is is said to would give the person a "trouser tent" also known as: erection, hard-on, boner, stiffy, chubby and many more slang terms.

The origins of this term aren't 100% known however, the term was first used publically in the movie Wayne's World (1992)whilst talking about Claudia Schiffer (See Example)

- Taken from Wayne's World (1992) -

Wayne: "Schwing!"
Garth: "Schwing!"
Wayne: "Tentpole! She's a babe!"
Garth: "She's magically babelicious."
Wayne: "She tested very high on the strokability scale."

tentpole by Dex1987 September 5, 2008

Tentholigest 

A professional ten thousand dice player.

I can't win my money back he's a real tentholigest.

Tentholigest by River bend bender July 14, 2021

tentologia 

pronunciation: tent-olo-gia
a person having an amazing dream whilst high on drugs

ohh man, i had a tentologia last night, i met this girl and we travelled the world together and the sky was rainbow.

tentologia by i_love_sushi September 14, 2023