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10.
the tent is jail or prison
he got busted for traffiking, damn dat nigga goin to da tent
by NIGGIE September 27, 2006
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1.
bulge a bulging of the crotch in males where the dick clearly shows from the result of an erection
Look, he has a large tent in his shorts!
by mE November 24, 2003
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2.
Japanese slang: When a fully clothed man has an erection, his friends may laugh, and some may call his organ a "tento mushi" (tent bug); others may also ask the below example with their tongue in their cheek.
"Oi, tento o hatteru" (Yo, you're setting up your tent)?
by Ai Tsujidou May 19, 2013
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3.
What a man pitches in his back yard after his wife whores around.
You know that guy John? He totally had to pitch a tent. Poor guy.
by hotchick880 November 26, 2010
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4.
An interjection to let the receiver know they are making the speaker pitch a tent.

The exclamation can be gender neutral and may be used by either sex due to the covert nature in which it is employed.

Common usage is found among co-ed camping trips of youth attempting to conceal their true intentions from eavesdropping adults through subverting camping-associated terminology.
Tents!
by Benejeseret May 31, 2009
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5.
1.n. The plural for a kind of portable shelter

2.n. The plural for an obvious bulge in the crotch through fabric where an erection is produced, derived from the phrase "pitching a tent"

3.n. A kind of abbreviation for tentacle sex/rape, often used to describe a specific kind of porn
1. We slept in tents when we went camping.

2. Tents in public are generally frowned upon.

3. (On /d/, an image board on 4chan) Post more tents!
by BRW January 02, 2008
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6.
1.A portable shelter made of some sort of cloth stretched over a supporting framework of poles with ropes and pegs.

2. The adultfanfiction.net suggested abbreviation to be put in the summary of a story containing tentacle sex
1. When they went camping, they slept in a tent.

2. The summary for the story read "Buffy meets an interesting monster while patrolling. Anal, DP, Humill, Tent.
by lynx wings April 23, 2005
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7.
Method for channeling rain through a sleeping bag
I hate that fucking tent.
by Chazzy October 12, 2004
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