tendoloitus 

A combination of a tendon, a ligament, and a loitus. Commonly used when expressing sheer pain from, in, and around joints, tendons, and ligaments.

"Oww! I just sprained my tendoloitus"

tendoloitus by bboybob23 February 2, 2010

textonitus 

The soreness you get in your thumbs from texting too much.

I have to actually call my friends because my thumbs are too sore to text them today, I think I have textonitus.

textonitus by Free Ranger June 3, 2007

Niggas Tendinitis 

Its a reoccurring pain in your dick that can only be cured by pussy that isnt your girlfriends

I shouldn't fuck my ex but I have a bad case of Niggas Tendinitis.

Niggas Tendinitis by Nelson Snow October 1, 2016

tendonitis 

1. an inflamation of a tendon.

2. a clever and shocking "nickname" to use when introducing a friend at a mexican restaurant. Meant to embarass said friend, confuse the waiter and provide years of future laughter at the thought.

waiter: "welcome to los dos amigos."

you: "hi, i am ryan. this is my girlfriend julia, and this is our friend tendonitis.

waiter: *walks away because he doesn't understand english and now you don't get any fucking tortillas*

tendonitis by tendonitis October 20, 2008

video game tendonitis

A fake disease that grandfathers makeup to try to get the television.

Angie Keator told Kris that his should hurt from video game tendonitis

video game tendonitis by Therealme23 March 2, 2016

tentanitus 

A disease in which it causes you to become a homosexual.

“Ryan came out they other day, looks like he's got tentanitus“.

tentanitus by boobs&pee November 6, 2019

tendonitisophobia 

a phobia of wrists.

person 1: hey, like my wrist tattoo?
person 2: ew dont! i have tendonitisophobia!

tendonitisophobia by poppieeeee July 5, 2009