Top definition
To immerse the subject person in continuous patterns of sincere, intense and highly concentrated physical and emotional affection.

"Tenderized Love" represents the climactic state of amorousness that results between the subject and the "acting party" after prolonged episodes of tenderizing.
Raffi: I'm going to tenderize you so good - it won't be weird I promise...

Jim: Love me tender love me sweet!
by Haleb June 24, 2008
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
2
To purposely drain your teammate's health so they will be killed by an opponent more easily.

Most often associated with a team slayer game type in Halo 3.
"Dude, I just got the most epic tenderize on Skarth with this power drain!"

Player 1: "WTF dude, I died so easily."

Player 2: "lol I was tenderizing you"

"lol stop tenderizing me so we can win"
by ArdeGT February 23, 2008
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush