|1.||two fives beat a ten|
The knowing instruction given to a prodigy by an older and wiser male when referencing women to choose for sexual encounters. This rule will also make it much more possible to convince two women to go to bed with you at the same time.
Young dude,"God, that girl's a ten, I'm gonna go talk to her."
Old dude, "Son, those two over there are not as attractive, but two fives beat a ten."
|2.||Ten on the Two|
Ten on the Two - adv. To expound on something you know nothing about or are not an expert at hoping to impress people or gain more popularity. Coined from putting 10 dollars down on a crap game hoping to score the big pot, thus, 10 dollars on two dice or Ten on the Two.
I hope you know what your talking about kid 'cause it sounds like you puttin' Ten on the Two!
The rating of a girl on a scale of one to ten, usually occuring as she passes by two guys.
Ratings usually mean the following:
>8 I'd do her, even if it meant first taking it in the ass from her using a strap-on.
6-7 I'd do her if she didn't expect me to go down on her.
5 I'd do her if I was entoxicated.
4 I'd do her if no one ever found out.
3-2 I'd do her in total darkness.
1 Reserved for animals and mutants. Below threshold of normal horniness. Barely.
Dude 1: Holy shit dude?! Look at that fine biatch! What's your one ten?
Dude 2: Um dude, that's your step mom.
Dude 1: Oh yeah...my bad. I mean I'd still hook up with her if I got the chance... she's definately an 8.5 any day of the week!
Dude 2: You are so fucked up dude. She's a 6.3 at best.
like saying too bad except its worse than 'two' its ten.
Guy 1: My mum wont let me out tonight
Guy 2: Ten bad mate
|5.||ten crack commandments|
The Ten Crack Commandments Translated in to the Queens English:more...
Rule name one: Always let somebody know how much money you have, because money makes people jealous especially if that man is not ok, he will mug you.
Number two: Never let them know where you’re going. Criminals are apt to be silent or violent.
Take it from her majesty Queen Elizabeth II (oh yeah)
I have squeezed crazy paper clips at some felines for building materials and potato snacks.
Number three: Always trust somebody.
Your mother will set up the donkey, that’ll be really funny.
Youths have a tendency to hide their faces, shit, to make some money quickly.
Your mother will be doing some gardening to give the donkey some good lighting.
Number four: You have heard this before. Do not take the drugs you are planning on selling
Number five: Always sell drugs in your bed.
If someone desires an ounce, request them to impersonate a space hopper
Number six: That almighty damned loan, don’t allow it to happen. Do you believe a drug addict will meet his monthly repayments? Shit, I don’t think he will.
Seven: This rule is normally given a bad score. Keep your family and your business completely separate.
Money and blood do not go together, much like a pair of penises without a vagina. You could find yourself enjoying anal sex with another man.
Number eight: Maintain a trim figure
Felines that use your weaponry can also work 9-5
Number nine should have been the first one in my opi...
To fight someone for ten seconds. They are usually your homies or friends and are for fun.
"No I am!"
"How about you two masterbators settle this by going ten seconds..."
|7.||marks out of two|
To rate a girl with your mates who is in earshot but without her knowing. Taken from the statement "I'd give her one!" or two meaning "I wouldn't touch her with yours!"
Dan: "Marks out of two?"
Rob: "I think one"
Sally: "What are you taking about?"
Rob: "Binary scoring systems for...."
Dan: "Want to go for a drink later Sally?"