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Willfully choosing to ignore reality, for whatever reason, but having a complete grasp thereof. "Temporary Insanity" would better be termed as Unsanity, as the individual clearly has an understanding of reality, but chooses to ignore it for a period of time.
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| 2. | love | ||
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"Love - A temporary insanity curable by marriage." ~ Ambrose Bierce "I'll love you 'till death do us part." What happens when you sober up/are cured? That's why divorce lawyers make the big bucks.
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| 3. | bitches go mad | ||
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An expression used to express temporary insanity experienced by women in response to an event or stimuli, most of the time pleasurable. Guy number 1: Have you heard of the studded lifestyle condoms?
Guy number 2: Hell yeah! Bitches go mad over that stuff! |
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| 4. | Xylosax | ||
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1) The unfortunate hybrid combination of a Xylophone and a Saxophone. An excellent example of why instruments should practice abstinence. The blowing/hitting of such an instrument often results in a painful sound often accompanied by temporary insanity until the sound waves are thoroughly 120 miles away. 2) A weapon of war, noted for the destructive capabilities it has achieved in the battlefield of sanity and eardrums. Commonly thought to have been created by the Big Notorious J - Lo. 3) A laxative used by balding sweaty middle-aged men. Recommended with a garlic supplement for extra heath benefits. 1) My child wants to play the Xylosax. I shall throw him into a burlap sack and beat him with reeds.
2) Activate the Xylosax! 3) Activate the Xylosax! |
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| 5. | yahooed | ||
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The condition of temporary insanity resulting from obsessive perusal of Yahoo Groups message boards. Amy's lost her mind! All she wanted was access to various parenting techniques but got so tangled up in fear mongering on Yahoo Groups that she lost all perspective and found out there wasn't a single thing she was doing that would label her as a good parent. It would take years of therapy to rediscover that she was indeed a good parent and had simply been yahooed.
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| 6. | jager madness | ||
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A temporary state of combined insanity and stupidity brought on by to many jagerbombs, or combining jager and tequilla. Basic motor skill are there but brain function is cut by 75%. Symptoms include trying to sleep with every woman around, thinking you are the authority on every subject known to man, and the inability to focus on a task for longer than two minutes. Most of the time also accompanied by an undeniable need to dance to realy bad music. You will not remember anything in this state the next day but be assured it will be well documented by your friends to make fun of you later. guy1 "Dude you know you were in the middle of a fatty sanwich on the dance floor last night right. and I am pretty sure the girl you made out with was old enough to be your grandmother"
guy2 "it's ok i was in the grips of jager madness besides if i don't remember it, it never happed" |
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| 7. | Penis Luigi | ||
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A phrase often uttered in response to something to which you didn't know how to respond; A phrase so nonsensical it immediately wins any argument and bests other nonsense, causing all forms of argument and nonsense to cease due to extreme confusion on everybody's part. (Please note that there have been rare occasions in which a person who hears 'penis luigi' responds as if it made complete sense, and even agrees with it. This could be due to levels of confusion so high that a brain lesion occurs, causing the hearer to go into a fit of temporary insanity. Also note that 'penis luigi' seems to have little to no effect on insane persons in general.) "You're an idiot, skrulls are fucking awesome!"
"Penis luigi." or "My hair is a bird. Your argument is--" "Penis luigi." |
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