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Telstra, the fucking shittest internet in fucking Australia.

The sole fucking reason why fucking india has better internet than australia.

A rip off, a reason for the anger issues of many.

A service that will provide technicians which will have solutions to none of the fucking problems you have.

A service that places people on hold for half an hour.

A service that sparsely has customer support that a fucking literate in english.
Person 1 (After waiting 20 minutes for a website to load): "What the fuck is this bullshit, I pay for a fucking premium service to find that shitty Telstra can't provide a fucking basic server to the wider community."

Person 2 (After doing a speed test that reads: Latency 1020 ms, Download Speed .012 mbps.): "Fuck fucking Telstra , I fork over 90 dollars a fucking month for a fucking server that works 2% of the fucking time. To which every fucking reason of their slow internet is "Congestion" or some fucking shit. Then fucking make your shitty server better fucking shit cunt Telstra. Not like your fucking low on money after robbing us stupid customers."
Telstra by IHateTelstra February 5, 2017
Related Words
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Tetsurō Kuroo 

KUROO IS A BIG HUNKY DELICIOUS PIECE OF MAN.
I’m in need of some Tetsurō Kuroo right now.
Tetsurō Kuroo by Marco :) December 8, 2020
TETSNBN is the Edition That Shall Not Be Named an acronym created by a member of Dragonsfoot as a term for the banned topic of 3E (3rd Ed D&D). this term was used frequently in the past and also currently on Dragonsfoot and is one of a list of several acronyms that users of Dragonsfoot[ need to know.. A Term used to refer to the 3rd edition and the [3.5 edition of the Dungeons & Dragons game (produced) by Wizards of the Coast, used primarily by those who prefer the earlier (TSR-produced) versions. TETSNBN is pronounced “tets bin”. See also TATSNBN. This term was coined in 2004 and has been in wide use since then.
Discussion of TETSNBN is not allowed on Dragonsfoot. There are many other forums that were created specifically for the discussion of TETSNBN, this is not one of them.
A beautiful women who's not afraid to cut a bitch. Telisa doesn't toilorate drama or petty shit, but loves a good laugh. Telisa is a loyal friend, a freak in the sheets and super passionate.
Damn, I want to be a Telisa!
telisa by Telisa December 28, 2016
Fucking bad cunts that provide absolute dirt tier Internet.

Australia is fucking shit thanks to them
Hey want to watch a youtube video? Oh wait it wont fucking load cause of bad cunt Telstra.
Telstra by Telstra is cancer June 6, 2015

Telesbian 

-noun

1. A lesbian with the psychic ability of teleportation.

2. A lesbian who steals or stole many a guy's girlfriend or wife and was never expected to do so.
1. Shirai Kuroko from the manga/ anime series Toaru Kagaku no Railgun and Toaru Majutsu no Index. Her power is teleportation and she is a lesbian. Since she is a lesbian who also teleports, she is a Telesbian.
Telesbian by comrade boco June 18, 2011