When u take a ballon and wet it then blow it up and walk up to your sleeping friend and release the wet air. Then tell him it was a wet fart
i realeased a wet fart on him
|37.||The 6 Gram Rule|
a stoners definition to a total looser who is almost unbearable to hang out with and the only exception to hanging out with him is "the 6 gram rule", meaning you are never to hangout with him unless he has 6 grams to smoke with you and your friends.
friend #1: Hey guys keith wants to chill with us tonight.
friend #2: Does he have 6 grams?
friend #1: Uhh, let me check.....No...
Friend #2: "6 Gram Rule" no exceptions.
friend #1: Okay il tell him to just fuck off.
A guy/girl who will not leave you alone, but you don't want to tell them to go away because they are cute in a sad/pathetic sort of way. Like how you can't kick a puppy that is humping your leg, because it is too cute.
"That guy won't leave me alone, but he's a humping puppy so I can't tell him to skrew off!"
Lead vocalist of a massive rock band in the UK, he has pretty much his own style, he sounds like a blend of John Lennon, Ian Brown and John Lyndon. He has a great charisma both on stage and off which influences his fans to dress like him and even act like him! and buy Oasis's albums, even buy the poor albums as hardcore fans will go along with anything he and his brother Noel say. Having said this Liam is not a great vocalist, and is a poor songwriter, just listen to Little James, Born on a Different Cloud and Better Man, his lyrics don't and never will match up to his brothers lyrics. He is also very hypocrital, as he slangs other songwriters of such as Chris Martin and Damien Albarn and makes them out to be crap songwriters, he should take a look at himself as both C Martin and D Albarn have contributed and wrote more no.1's for their bands than Liam has for Oasis. I have to laugh when Liam says he is going to be the best songwriter in the country in the future, if it were'nt for his brother Noel and his amazing songwriting then there would be no Liam. Liam is a great performer their is no denying but he clearly overstates himself to much and his band.
Friend 1: What do you think of Liam Gallagher?
Friend 2: Great showman, mediocre vocalist, he could not sing the chorus to Acquiensce and his brother use to tell him how to sing, but he definately makes a great frontman.
|40.||why who are you|
this word is a very common word in the hebrew language
in hebrew it sounds like this:
"lama mi ata"
we use this word whenever we want to tell sombody that we disrespect him and his opinions.
we usually use this word whenever somone gives us orders,and he doesnt have the right to do so.
when you park in a parking lot,and somone asks you to move your car because he usually parks over there,so you tell him "why who are you"...means that you dont care that he usually parks over there,and you dont care he wants you to move.
The act of asking someone a question in the hopes that he/she will, out of politeness, ask the same question in return, so that you can tell him/her something without sounding like an ass.
The question asked with such intentions is called a lu, not to be confused with the other definitions of lu on urbandictionary.com
A: "Hey how was your day?"
B: "It was okay... How about yours?"
A: "WELL, let me tell you everything that happened..."
B: "Oh, you were luing me. I don't want to hear your shit."
Another example of luing:
A: "How'd you do on that last test?"
B: "Terrible... you?"
A: "I got a perfect score, plus 15 points of extra credit. Thanks for asking."
A Goth is someone who likes the different side of things. They have their own choice in music, and they don't care if no-one else likes it or not. "Real" goths are not depressing and suicidal like the posers you see around town. Goths are fun to be around with and aren't afraid to laugh at themselves every so often. They don't all worship Satan and aren't evil despite what some ignorant people might say. Goths don't dress alike either. They like to create their own unique style. Goths are also very intelligent and creative. A lot of them are writers and artists. Goths DON'T envy the popular people. They are what they are because it makes them happy. Goths would rather stay who they are and be among the so called "freaks" than be like everyone else and be popular. They understand that there are more important things in life than popularity, and usually succeed in life while the popular ones don't become much of anything.more...
If someone becomes "goth" because they couldn't get any friends or are depressed and angry all the time, they are posers.
A goth will walk alone where a chav will hide inside his herd and though the goth may take a beating at least that goth was never a coward.
A goth will insult only those who have earnt it whereas a chav will insult people for things as shallow as the clothes they are wearing.
A goths insult will be witty and cutting, a chavs insult more often than not will consist of the chav making a repulsive noise.
A goth will enrich their mind,...