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April 25, 2005 Urban Word of the Day
The early 21st century drug of choice. A shared illusion, making its addicts think they have friends, a life, access to good information, and the critical thinking skills to form valid opinions. Fatal in large doses. Paul spent the day eating Cheetos and watching Television, then had a light heart attack in the evening.
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Mankind's greatest and worst achievement. I looked at an educational program and then watched Pimp My Ride.
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The electronic form of the plague. I thought he was dead but he was just watching Television.
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The downfall of mankind. Also known as the idiot box.
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The cathode ray tube is the retina of the mind's eye. Long live the new flesh!
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the only truth you know.
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1. Opiate for the masses since the 1950's. Therby rendering them unfit both physically and mentally for any form of revolution. Rolling over on the sofa does not count as a revolution.
2. Very effective brainwashing machine. Please repeat after me:
"I believe in television. I believe that the TV news are true. I believe that soap operas are true." |
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