a complete waste of time. also a form of mind control.
Adam bought himself a television. Over the years, Adam became lazy, fat and suffered from severe brain rot! He constantly felt the need to buy something, even though he didn't need it! He eventually died on his couch.
word of the day: April 25, 2005
The early 21st century drug of choice. A shared illusion, making its addicts think they have friends, a life, access to good information, and the critical thinking skills to form valid opinions. Fatal in large doses.
Paul spent the day eating Cheetos and watching Television, then had a light heart attack in the evening.
Mankind's greatest and worst achievement.
I looked at an educational program and then watched Pimp My Ride.
The electronic form of the plague.
I thought he was dead but he was just watching Television.
The downfall of mankind. Also known as the idiot box.
The cathode ray tube is the retina of the mind's eye.
Long live the new flesh!
The greatest invention ever known to man. Also see tv
if it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight