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A rather complicated communicative device, transmitting images and sounds which aren't too important, as long as everybody, who's watching, somehow manage to get the message and finally comprehend what he\she REALLY wants. Hey, honey! Know what? I've been watching a soap, and suddenly it downed on me: I need a new car! You wouldn't want your wife to drive this ugly old monster anymore, would you?
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April 25, 2005 Urban Word of the Day
The early 21st century drug of choice. A shared illusion, making its addicts think they have friends, a life, access to good information, and the critical thinking skills to form valid opinions. Fatal in large doses. Paul spent the day eating Cheetos and watching Television, then had a light heart attack in the evening.
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Mankind's greatest and worst achievement. I looked at an educational program and then watched Pimp My Ride.
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The electronic form of the plague. I thought he was dead but he was just watching Television.
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The downfall of mankind. Also known as the idiot box.
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The cathode ray tube is the retina of the mind's eye. Long live the new flesh!
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the only truth you know.
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1. Opiate for the masses since the 1950's. Therby rendering them unfit both physically and mentally for any form of revolution. Rolling over on the sofa does not count as a revolution.
2. Very effective brainwashing machine. Please repeat after me:
"I believe in television. I believe that the TV news are true. I believe that soap operas are true." |
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