Teletard is a word originating from the highly popular
chat website, Habbo Hotel. It is used to define a specific group of people who tend to act, or dress their
avatar, in a specific way.
Originally, while myself and Scott were standing in the room GOTHIC HOUSE, (The room is supposed to have a
Gothic theme. Do not mistake me for some
loser.) we were blocking the entrance to the room for
kicks. A second entrance to the room is available through a teleporter, which we also stood in front of to prevent entry into the room.
While there, some kids used the teleporter and started insulting the two of us. I said something
stupid, along the lines of "Teleporter retards." and Scott replied with, "Teletards!"
Thus it was done. We now recognise a lot of people as Teletards, and have gone as far as to give the classification six sub-genres.
First off, I would like you to understand that the original teletards were recognised by their use of the smiley ":|" which was their constant reply to anything we said that disagreed with them. These people lacked the intelligence to debate with us, and thus had to resort to a two-character smiley. Anyone who uses this smiley
will be automatically considered a Teletard.
Here are the Teletard Sub-Genres;
Classification #1: Someone who dresses their
avatar colourfully.
Classification #2: Someone who uses extremely pale skin for their
avatar.
Classification #3: Someone who
finger-fucks their shift key. Thus typing with a capital letter for the beginning of each word.
Classification #4: The people that think adding !!11one!1omgwtfbbq!1 to the end of an exclaimed sentence is the
cool and 'leet' thing to do.
Classification #5: Those who abuse punctuation, or go over the
top when using Internet acronyms.
Classification #6: A combination of two or more of the above classifications.
Though I would like to again make a point of the fact that the classifications are
useless unless the accused has actually used the ":|" or ";|" smiley. Or at least seems
like they would.
-EXAMPLES-
Dan': Teleporter retards.
Scott: TELETARDS!
Dan': TELETARDS
Dan': TELETARDS
Dan': TELETARDS
Dan': TELETARDS
Scott: TELETARDS
Scott: TELETARDS
Scott: TELETARDS
Scott: TELETARDS
--
Dan': Get out of my room.
Teletard Classification #1/2: n00b ;|
--
Scott: Get off my hotel.
Teletard Classification #
3: Its Not Your Hotel :|
--
Dan': Shut the fuck up.
Teletard Classification #4: :| ... you shut up!11!1!oneoneomg!11wtfbbq!
--
Teletard Classification #5: ;|
Dan': Fuck off.
Scott: You bell'ead.
Teletard Classification #5: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
--
Teletard Classification #6: :| You Are Such A
Noob
Dan': Get fucked, cock-whore.
Scott: You cuntblaster.
Teletard Classification #6: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Dan': Don't rape my language, you treasonous fuck. Get off my Hotel.
Teletard Classification #6: What Eva I Cnt Be Bovad With Yoo Anymore *Leaves*
Scott&Dan': 1-0 :)
