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(n.) possessing the awesome ability to read one another's thoughts via telephone.
Patrick: What am I thinking?
Lena: Of bikini-clad girls eating cheeseburgers in your car.
Patrick: Fuckin' A. You have the power of telephonesis.
Lena: Damn straight.
by bitchslap6969 September 19, 2010