Drug Dealer: "Umm... no?"
Hood Ninja: (Pulls out knife, slashes drug dealers left side of the face, from mouth to ear) "Yo, screw me again bitch, and I'll make the right side match."
Drug Dealer: "Not ANOTHER telephone scar!!!"
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