A type of music so innocuous as to round the bend and be remarkably obnoxious. Always instrumental, and most often featuring a noodly overdriven guitar lead, though saxophones, usually soprano saxophones, are also common. Frequently heard as telephone on-hold music.

"Fuzak" is a portmanteau of "fusion", short for "jazz-rock fusion", used as synecdoche for "smooth jazz", a style of music known for its blandness, and "muzak", a genericized trademark referring to "elevator music".

snoozic (snoo zik): noun. the genre of music often played in elevators, waiting rooms, and on telephone hold lines.

One central figure uses two entirely separate phones and phone lines on speaker phone within hearing distance of each other to converse with multiple people in one conversation.

Smartphones, regarding the addictive behavior of people’s need to constantly check, play, hold, caresses etc. their phones.

The waiting time after you click a tab where you don't know if your computer has gone to hell or not. You don't know if you're waiting for heaven or hell.

(Verb) ....getting no customer service at all. Passed around from one telephone number to the next, to the next, and being put on hold forever, and not getting any of the informatoin you're requesting.

You say this when you need to end a phone call. Instead of saying "I need to let you go", it switches the final decision to end the phone call onto the other person.