Putting someone on the telephone on hold, with no intention of getting back to them!
Some guy just called to buy the car that is advertised below dealer cost, so I put him on eternalhold! LOL
|16.||use the phone|
euphamism for needing to take an immediate, emergency-level wicked, gnarly shit.
Originated from an incident where a very distant acquaintance went to a friend's brand new house (they had just moved in,) took their portable house telephone, and christened their basement bathroom by taking a long and very stinky shit while making several long-distance phone calls.
Person1: Dude! Pull over, I need to use the phone!
Person2: Dude! We're almost there! Just hold it for half an hour and we'll be at Jake's house. You can make your phone call there.
Person1: Dude! This is gonna be long-distance! Pull Over NOW!
<20 minutes later Person2 emerges from the first toilet to be found on the side of the road>
Person2: Dude. Hope the next tool passing through doesn't need TP.
Person1: Dude?! <shakes head with disgust and pulls back onto the road>
Noun that describes one's lack of a cellphone & needs to use a land line.
Maureen: "Hey, Tracey wants to get a hold of you. What do I tell her?"
Me: "Yeah, well tell her I'll call her from my shoe phone."
A Virus Writer is a type of human trash that spends their free time creating computer viruses that hurt millions and even billions of people worldwide. Their goal is to create a computer virus that causes so much damage; that the news talks about the event; then the Virus Writer gets Bragging Rights. So they cause millions of people's computers to crash and die. They cause companies to lose millions of dollars in lost revenue; that is then past onto the ordinary consumer to help recoup those lost costs. All so these pieces of trash can brag to some people that most likely they never met offline. Computer Viruses come in several form; ranging from just a simple Annoyance, to completely destroying computers and servers, even to identity Theft. Virus Writer tend to be weak, pathetic, computer nerds. People too pathetic to commit a crime in person. So instead of offering the world something great; some brand new unique idea; or form of help. Virus Writers end up causing the world to be just that one step closer to being Hell On Earth. Some Conspiracy Theories revolve around the idea that the bulk of viruses are created by companies that directly profit from creating systems aimed to stop the damage caused by computer viruses (Anti-Virus/Firewall/Spyware Detectors/Ect). Because without the threat of viruses and hackers, these companies have no business to profit from. Most computer viruses are created from viruses that have already been created in the past. The writer just gets...more...
Jen got another call on callus interruptus and put me on hold for an hour.
When a telephone company ports your number to another company, but fails to repoint there network to the The public switched telephone network (PSTN) so that people from other networks can call you but people on their network get a disconnected notice
I been on hold all day attempting to explain this issue of incomported. My mother calls me and gets a disconnected notice, but I call my number from my cell or work or a neighbors home and it rings through fine. My mother is with (A LARGE CABLE AND VOICE PROVIDER WHO RAISES RATES AT RANDOM), I was till I switched phone companies, for a better deal. Thank goodness I can put this word on the web so when it happens to anyone else, it is easier to explain.
|21.||Voice Over I Pee|
Talking on the phone while you're in the bathroom.
A play on words on "Voice Over IP", a technology that allows voice conversations via the internet or internet-based networks.
- "OK, hold on. This is gonna be Voice Over I Pee"
- "Gross, dude. I'll call you later."
"This is the works. You're now on Voice Over I Pee. AND I'm getting a blumpkin"