Mom: Sure, sweetie.
Mom: Umm... where's the 'on' button?
Me: ...I love you Mom, but you're telepathetic.
"If I weren't so tele-pathetic I would have known where in Nebraska the accident was going to happen."
Then a coworker walks in laughing about the boss spilled coffee all over his shirt .
Sue asks Mary to pick a lottery ticket and Mary picks a loser.
Sue."Thanks Mary, you must be telepathetic!"