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The ability to move objects solely with the power of the mind. Seen in zillions of suspense, horror and sci-fi movies and books, but there's yet no proof it exists in real life.
Wilma: Nicky, would you get me the second volume of the Kinsey report on the top shelf?

Nicky: Get me a ladder then! I can't reach that high, what do you think, I've got telekinesis or something?
by Bluejay Young May 14, 2004
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"Thought to be the ability to move or to cause changes in objects by force of the mind."

- "Carrie" 1976
Don't you sometimes wish you had telekinesis?

Yeah, then I could make people think the place was haunted!
by Saturn's Problem Child February 22, 2008
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The ability to translate and/or transform matter through time and space by altering the informational component of the quantum waves defining the mass in question. See psionics.
Telekinesis can only be achieved when an individual has understood the principles of psionics.
by Mystikan July 02, 2004
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there really is no spoon
the creepy bald kid in the Matrix had telekinesis
by shtoink November 05, 2006
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The ability to import/export/traffic drugs without ever touching them.
I got those telekinesis powers dog, I never touch the white.
by DownSouthPosted December 25, 2005
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Telekinesis is an awesome, kick ass band from Seattle, Washington.

In early 2009, this band was signed to Merge Records.
This band is the shit.

Michael Benjamin Lerner(drums, acoustic guitar, vocals)
Jason Narducy (bass guitar, background vocals)
Cody Votolato (electric guitar, background vocals)
"I heard this really cool song on YouTube the other day."
"hm, must have been Telekinesis.."
by the cooool kid November 13, 2011
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The superpower and ability to Manipulate objects with your mind alone, If you go insane just try to Destroy the whole world you'll most likely die from exploding your brain anyway
I have Telekinesis, I'm going to destroy all of Seattle!
by Neon_Nebula76 May 26, 2016
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