telebrain 

Connection between two brains. Similiar to mind reading. People just say\think the same. Usualy happening surprisingly and without announcement.
Research in progress.

11:39:05coolio: what a nice ******!!
11:39:08maannn: nice )"!***!
11:39:20coolio: telebrain ;D

telebrain by poopcat August 4, 2005

Telefrancais

A TVO children's show geared towards teaching French but in fact shows the effects of Stockholm syndrome, LSD and the not-so-innocent wiles of a local homeless man and his pet pineapple.

Telefrancais absolutely terrifies me.

Telefrancais by McKraken November 15, 2013

Teledrinking 

The act of social drinking by any means of telecommunication including but not limited to: telephone, SMS messaging, MMS messaging, webcam, video chat, morris code, smoke signals, etc.

Vikram: "Yo, what were you doing last Thursday?"
Ayaz: "I was teledrinking with Evgueni."

Sarah: "Are you an alcoholic because you drink alone?"
Ayaz: "No, I teledrink."

Teledrinking by OttawaAlcoholic February 5, 2010

teletransportation 

A method of travel in which one is replicated exactly (atom for atom) from point A and created at point B as a uniform copy.

High levels of technology may be able to use teletransportation to "beam" people off the surface of a planet and into its respective space craft.

teletransportation by Philosophic Identity Ponderer November 2, 2011

telebrity 

a celebrity that became famous only thanks to a television appearance. usually after a such show is over, these telebrities are forgotten.

- You'll never believe me this.. I met Josh today.
- What Josh?
- The one from last year's Big Brother.
- Oh, another telebrity.

telebrity by himynameismarek March 29, 2009

Telebronesis 

When two dudes have the same thought, or brainwave. Basically exactly like telekinesis, but between bros.

Guy 1: What card do I have?
Guy 2: Seven of diamonds.
Guy 1: Damn, you got it again.
Guy 2: It's weird, I can never get these with Shannon.
Guy 1: Must be Telebronesis.

Bro 1: Dude, lets go get some dinner.
Bro 2: I was about to say that.
Bro 1: Dude, Telebronesis. *Fistpound

Telebronesis by Cpt. Willis December 1, 2010

teleboning 

An alternate term for the practice known as "phone sex." This involves two people exchanging naughty remarks back and forth in order to sexually arouse one another.

Billy: "Hey baby I miss you a ton"
Susie: "It's been so long since I've seen you, I miss the fun times we have together."
Billy: "How about I telebone you later to put you at ease?"
Susie: "Sounds great baby I love teleboning you, can't wait!"

teleboning by jhepp23 April 27, 2014