Top Definition
when someone talks on the phone while taking a poop.
Dude, the other day Marybeth called me while i was taking a dump. After about a five minute conversation, i let out a huge fart...she knew right away that she was in the middle of an intense tele-poop.
by nastydandude May 20, 2008
when u are taking a shit and talking on the phone at the same time
Tom: "hey"

Bob: "hey, whats up?"

Tom: "Nothing... I hope you dont mind, but im taking a telepoop right now."
by megaaa February 21, 2008
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