1. When you really, really need to speak with a live person at a company, but the computerized call system keeps booting you around.
2. When a computerized call system keeps misunderstanding what you're saying, even when you're speaking super slowly and clearly.
1. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about that $875 pay-per-view charge on my cable bill." "For account information, press 1. For sales, press 2." "No, no, I need a real person!" (Alternately pressing 0, asterisk, and the pound symbol) "Welcome to the outages hotline." Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!" 2. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about fixing my smashed phone." "For technical support, say, 'support.' "Suuh-pooort." "I think you said, 'USB port.' Is that correct?" "No, support! Suuuhhhh-pooooorrrrt!! Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!
Annoying as all hell.
Telemarketer: Hello. Are you interested in-
You: No, sorry. I'm not interested
Note; Telemarketers only understand the 'interested' of this sentence.
Tele: Well howa 'bout a nice, comfy-
You (more agitated): No. Sorry but-
Tele: Would you like to subscribe to-
You (bursts): NO I WOULD NOT. YOU CAN GO SUCK YOUR MOM'S BALLS AND GO THE FUCK AWAY!
The rare ability to see out of one's arsehole.
Referee: That was blocking.
Athlete: What the hell am I supposed to do? Use sonar or something?
someone who bases there entire state of mind on whats popular on television at the present time.
ted: why the hell is jay wearing all that 70s shit and talking a load of bolocks.
john: because there showing but reruns of that 70s show and the poor bastard cant help but become teledated.
Hell hole of the universe. Place to avoid at all times when possible. Festering puss-hole of rancid slavery on Satans anus
I work at Teletech, I have attempted to kill myself several times with a phone headset and have wasted the last 3 years of my life.
A Old School Runescape player who was probably one of the most skilled PK'ers at his level. He was underestimated, under publicized and under reported. He was the single most
"prodigy" in Runescape. He was a "Honorable Pk'er" until turning "No-Honor" in his later days before getting banned from the Runescape Admins during the money hacking sandel although he wasn't a part of it. He was part of ZFE, during ZF's glory days and before he could join ZF, the guild disbanded, he went on to join ZFL, only to leave due to it not being what was needed as in ZF. He played before you knew what "runecrafting" was, hell he played before he knew what it was either. This is my tribute to him.
Long Live Blackmage997!
***At outside mage bank lever***
**Sees a white dot, checks and realizes its Blackmage997**
"Oh SH*T!, lets get out of here!"
***Player Dies to Blackmage997***
An affectionate term for David Dickinson (the presenter of a British TV series called Bargain Hunt).
dude1: who the hell is that bronzed guy wearing pinstipe on the tele?
dude2: Dude! that's The Duke