2. For leet speakers, 'the', 'very', or both at the same time. There is no 'the'
2. I am teh 00ber on CS!!!!1111
Idiot 2: Wait, what?
Idiot 1: Uh, I mean, that's "TEH" awesome!
Idiot 2: Oh, thank god! For a second there I thought I wasn't talking to another idiot!
Idiot 1: "PNWED"!