| 407. | Sufering | ||
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A bad ass rogue from the game world of warcraft who is in fact number 1 in teh world... Of warcraft "OH SHIT! Here comes Sufering! Run away!"
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| 408. | onefutecarpetin | ||
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onn-fúü-teh-karpet-íñ 1. The perfect way to cheat someone out of a hard fought game of scrabble, by going over the top and using all of one's pieces to cover the entire board just because hewas "abstract" with a word too when he was really stuck and needed some help (I mean really, just when life needs to cut you a break it goes and kicks you back down into the mud and then proceeds to poke you in the eye and hurl matriarchal abuse in your general direction). 2. A nonsense word/phrase (eg. "Rama-lama-ding-dong", or "Give peace a chance") 3. See "cheating" H: Hey, I'm going to cheat. How about "onefutecarpetin", that's an unrealistic word and it's worth about 140 points!
M: No! Cheating is wrong! H: {evil laugh} I'm going to do it anyway, because I hate society and fair-play {repeats evil laugh}. Death to The West! |
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| 409. | pexsimist | ||
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Someone who's pessimistic while texting In a SMS conversation
John "r u rdy 4 teh big game" Bob "who cares, we gon loose anyways..." John "u r such a pexsimist" |
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| 410. | Lorberville | ||
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the ultimate "ville" game . . . it is called Lorberville; you earn lulz for hilarious photos and captions, then trade them for hot hogies, domestic lagers, and professional beard grooming! It's goin' ta be teh sheite, bitchez!!! I'm going on Facebook to play Lorberville!!! I have 2 new memes and 1 lolpalin and I need me a trim and a beer!
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| 411. | Sparta Spasm | ||
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The act of putting an end to a post or topic on any social networking site or forum by randomly posting irrelevant topics in hopes of forcing anyone to leave that post. Must be done in rapid succession in order to work properly. Often referred to Spam, but much, much worse. Person #1: No shit, Sherlock.
Person #2: Well fuck you Watson. Person #1: Well fuck you Sherlock. Person #2: Well fuck you watson Person #3: Ruin post Sparta Spasm powahs...ACTIVATE!!! IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!SHROOMSDAWHOOPTODAMAX AND WE GOTZ DAH PANCAKE MIX!!! YOU AIN'T GOING TO HELL WITHOUT TEH PANCAKE MIX!!! MUDKIPZ EATIN TEH DONUTS LIKE A BOSS ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED OBJECTION Person #1: WTF? Person #3:SPARTA-DONUT-SHROOMS-LIKE A BOSS-SHOOP DA WHOOP-NO BLASPHEMY OR MADNESS-EPICNESH-WIN THE INTERNET-SPAZZMATAZZ-BEYOTCH SLAPPETH-PEDO REPELLANT-POKETH PROTECTION-NO EPIC DELAYED REACTION PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWCCCCH-ANTI INTANGIBLE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWCCH-WITE FAGGOT REPELLANT-BOOM! HEADSHOT BEYOTCH-NEVER LOSE THE GAME-THE CAKE IS NEVER A LIE-1337-42-WE GOT DAH PANCAKE MIX-YOU BE TROLLIN-SCREWDEMCAPMERZI'LL360NOSCOPETHEIRASSAWSHIZTHEYJACKINGMYBANSHEEINMIDAIRLOCKEDONKLLFROMTHEGRAVE-MAGICALPONIEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ-TEH PRECIOUS SHROHOHOHOHOHHOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMZZZZZSSSSAAAAAAAAHHHHH-PRECIOUS... PRECIOUS...THE PRECIOUS!!!!! I MUST HAS IT NAO!!! DAH SHROOMZSAH!!!-SQUIRRELAIDSNOES-ON DAH BOATMUDDAPHUKER DON'TCHUEVURFURGET-OHTHEREHEIS-MEEP-SPASM POWAHZ ACTIVATE-MOAR ACHIEVMENTS YEAH BICH-RAWR-SHIZZLESNAPPLES ~End of post~ |
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| 412. | WLTM | ||
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Would Like To Marry. I WLTM if teh following MARRIAGE TERMS AND CONDITIONS are met: more...
• Please if U see me upset as one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say 'get over it, its only a game', or 'don't worry, they'll win next time'. If U say these things, U will only make me angrier and I’ll luv U less. Remember, U will nave ever kno more about fitba than me and your so called 'words of encouragement' will only lead to a break up or divorce. It’d be a good idea for U to keep at least 2 six packs in teh fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please don’t make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch teh games. In return, U will be allowed to use teh TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game dat I missed during teh day. • Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings dat requires my attendance because: I won’t go…However, if my pals invite us to their house on a Sun to watch a game, we’ll be there in a flash. • If U have to pass by in front of teh TV during a game, for an important reason such as preparing snacks or getting in teh beers, I don't mind, as long as U crawl along teh floor. • During teh games I’ll be blinkered to match. U can’t expect me to listen to U, it will nave happen. • And finally, please save yr expressions such as: 'Thank God teh fitba season’s only every 4 years'. I’m immune to these words, b’coz after this comes teh Champions League, Premier League... |
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| 413. | cpas | ||
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Essentially caps misspelled on purpose to show direct ignorance and stupidity. Often used on forums to "troll" OMG HALO IS TEH MOSTEST BEST GAME CUZ IT HAS PEW PEW GUNZ AND SUCH!!1!cpas
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