| 1. | teh fook? | ||
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Meaning 'The fuck', also short for 'wtf?' Used on internet chat programs/forums to poke fun at the '1337' noobs. Noob: wtf???? roflmfaobbq! bbq?
Sane person: Teh fook? |
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| 2. | Cock Nose | ||
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In most examples it is someone with a cock for a nose, for others, it is a simple exclaimation of anger, annoyance, disturbance, randomness, drunkeness ect. Alot of people choose to shout this word out whilst at school in a particularly boring lesson (and/or a lesson with a boring teacher. For example, History, Geography, ect. school kid: Cock Nose!
teacher: pardon? Some people prefer to draw out the O in Nose, as below. school kid: Cock Noooooooooooooooose! teacher: who the f--- was that? i do not have a f---ing cock for a nose. i had plastic surgery on it three times and it looks as beautiful as yours. It can also be used with an accent from a particular dialect, such as Scotland: scottish school kid: Keyack Nooose! scottish teacher: what teh fook you talkin' aboot laddie!? |
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| 3. | Spide | ||
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A creature usually found in large numbers(3-12, who hates most other things.
Likes: *Corsas/Novas *"wheet lihtnin" *"liek" *"dblyew caye dee bloo" *"knokin teh fook outta wenkers/hyppies/goffs" *"bangin me girl" *"gettin wiped out on blow" *defending "me ma"(who most of the time they swear their life on, on crappy bets) Dislikes: *"hyppies" *"auld fockers" *"goffs" *"sk8terz" *"fagotts" *"me ma"(strange but ma is in both) *most booze that would get someone older than a 3-year-old pissed *anyone who can drink more than them *anyone who can fight so in essence the Spide is a twat, who cant fight in packs less than 3. so if you see some laugh inside then pass them. Also watch yer wallets. Spides: EYEO HYPPIE GET YER HAIR CUT
Metaller: fuck you Spides: U LOKIN A FEEGHT Metaller: u want one? Spide: FOCKIN HYPPIE BASTARD Metaller smacks Spide. Spide: IYL GET ME DA ON YE YE FUCKER |
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