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something unknown to man
The limit of the universe is tefft
by Ben Tefft January 13, 2008

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The fecal (and sometimes sweat) residue left on the testicles (& sometimes penis), after an unsuccessful "back-to-front" wipe, following a bad bout of diarrhea or particularly messy bowel movement.
1) Girl: "Ugh. Is that a piece of corn on your bellend?

Guy" "Awww nerts. I've gone and teffted myself again"

2) Terry was in the unfortunate position of finding skid marks in both the back *and* front of his underpants - due to a brutal session of the liquid shits which, thanks to his poor wiping technique, had rendered his genitalia heavily coated in tefft.
by Silky Johnson October 07, 2016

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The act of living in a box.
Sam: Have you heard about Travis?

Little Jim Norton: No. you pube of a man.

Sam: He ran away from his sick dog and now lives in a box.

Chip Chipperson: He Tefft the nest or sumthin? Tssssssss
by BombComing February 28, 2017

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