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"the hungry baby elephant suckled from its mothers frosty TEET"

k thnx. teet. use it.
by A-Train March 09, 2005
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1. When you're too gutless to do something. Like being chicken. The phrase "Do it or you're teets." is commonly used to pressure someone into doing something. It's like a double dare only stronger, because the person unquestionably has to do it, obviously, or they're teets.
2. When you're a lightweight drinker and can't handle your alcohol.
"Play us a song on the guitar!"
"No."
"Do it you're teets."
"Guess I have to then."

"She was vomiting after three."
"Teets."
by Gisborne January 19, 2011
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San Francisco based slang, meaning an awesome woman, usually one that projects a glittery "prom queen" attitude at all time. A woman with flair and high sex appeal.
Look at teets over there, killing it again, for the win...
by robertlsfo September 08, 2009
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the part of a nipple in which milk comes out
Man she has some nice teets
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An expression used to convey annoyance, and/or general feeling of disappointment. Often times accompanied by the "teet face" i.e. head tilted downward and to the side, with an eyebrow raised.
by Teets MacGee December 08, 2011
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Masturbation/Masturbating.. a shortening of the Maori word 4 masturbation Te Toi
Originates from Rotorua Boys high school (raukura) wher it is a popular saying/catch-phrase amongst Shane, Api, Peter and especially Taupunga who some say is the founder of the teets phenomenon
Taupunga went off to the toilets for a teets
by tomraukura March 28, 2007
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Ridiculous mispelling of "teat" by people who think they're sophisticated and don't know any better.
Gwen has since gone solo, which people either love or hate, depending on how much they suckle upon the mainstream teet.
by W. Urd Maven January 27, 2007
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