University of Teeside 

Where chimps are educated that kittens come from eggs. And you need one GCSE in anything to attend.

Any of the local people in Teeside who say they want to 'better themselves' by attending University of Teeside

University of Teeside by borolover January 27, 2009

Teesside Handshake 

Headbutting someone in the nose upon meeting them.

He didn't like the look on his face, so he gave him a Teesside handshake when he came closer.

Teesside Handshake by SmoggieSmoggie January 2, 2009

teesside 

The land of kings and gods called the smoggies fed by the dish of made up of every amazing people and things that has ever lived. Not to be linked or associated with the Geordies or the Mackems. Weekly meeting are held at the "Riverside stadium" held by the leader of all religions and governing bodys Tony Mowbray. The meetings consist of watching the Boro win against every shit team in the league.

Sad geordie "I can't live in this shithole anymore I wish I lived in TEESSIDE"

Sad Mackem "Shame they have class in TEESSIDE so we arn't allowed"

teesside by Borolad345 December 13, 2012

Teesside 

The armpit of England. Teesside is an area in the North East of the country, the only notable things about the area are the high teen pregnancy and unemployment rates. Southern people could be forgiven for assuming they had accidentally wondered into soviet Russia upon arrival, as it is a bleak, bleak place.

Teessider #1: I can't wait to leave Teesside when I'm 18!

Teessider #2: Me neither!

Teesside by SponsorachildfromTeesside June 20, 2011

Toeside 90 

The act of catching the front edge (toeside edge) of a wakeboard, snowboard, skateboard etc. and falling face first.

The Toeside relates to the side of the board that you fall over, and the 90 is the degrees of rotation.

Similar to this is a Heelside 270, where an ollie or similar stunt ends up in 270 out of 360 degrees of rotation and the heel edge catchs. This stunt always ends in pain.

Following an awesome run from contestant number 6, at the end of his second lap we are all expecting a massive toeside 90 to end himself! He knows the rules!

Toeside 90 by Widowmaker95123 June 30, 2009

theside 

to think up or write a thesis.

him: How about you write my intro and conclusion and I'll write the rest? Then, we'll mesh it together.
me: Dude, I wouldn't even know what to theside!

theside by Rando Johnson October 19, 2005

twesident twush 

A crush (twush) on a president via twitter.

Obama, I've got such a twesident twush on you.

twesident twush by Tweetdeck June 30, 2009