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dita von teese 

A pin up hottie with smooth milky white skin, raven black hair and cherry red lips... plus she has a kick ass retro style similar to Bettie Page's.
I'll bet her an Marilyn have some FREAKY sex
dita von teese by sdfdsg May 3, 2005
Related Words
Noun. Extreme bitch, selfish, spoiled, bratty.
"Omfg, that girl from The Hills is such a bitch."

"No, I think she's worse than a bitch, she's more like a teesad."
Teesad by ILOVEJOHNNYWEIR February 24, 2010

cerebrally teased

intellectually and educationally stimulated
high school is supposed to be all about being cerebrally teased, not a tax-payers match making service

teased hair 

Ever wonder how to get big hair?
You've come to the right place. (:
You will need:
a rattail comb
hairspray
Step 1: Take a small section of your hair. Hold it upwards. Backcomb it(comb towards your head.)until it's ratty.
Step 2: Do this with all of your hair, except for the bottom layer.
Step 3: Statue of Liberty much? Don't worry. You didn't do it wrong! (: Take some of the top layers and comb it normally until it's smooth. That way you won't be able to see the rattiness of it. If the ends are sticking out, just comb them until they don't.
Step 4: If it looks big enough for you, hairspray it everywhere! It will last most of the day.
Step 5: If it's not big enough for you, you have gone too far. If you wanted it bigger you just tease it more.
Enjoy!
Warnings:
-May not work with non-layered hair.
-If your hair is silky, it may not stay teased.
Teased hair Link:
look on photobucket. lol.
teased hair by zomgkate December 5, 2007

Dita Von Teese 

The sexiest woman on the face of the Earth.
While Dita may have altered her body and is a stripper and a porn star, she still manages to be classier than all those pop bitches on MTV while still showing the same amount of skin.

Dita von Teese is gorgeous.
Dita Von Teese by R'Amen December 5, 2010
teefed originated from the caribbean as most words did it means to taken, stolen or jacked
Chantelle:where's your phone?
Kariss:it got teefed at the train station
teefed by paris knowles May 13, 2005