teeloolee 

TEE-loo-lee

A small penis, particularly that of a child.

An emasculating reference to a man's junk.

Don't get your teeloolee caught in your zipper, Timmy ... and don't forget to wash your hands!

The dude's got a teeloolee ... any smaller it would be a clit.

teeloolee by 3-Ball June 26, 2020

telepoo 

To talk on the phone while taking a crap. Especially bad if in a public restroom. (verb)

Can be intended as an insult or a sign of disrespect.

Dude, I am telepooing you right now. (While talking on cell phone)

telepoo by M T T September 26, 2007

ThePoopMonkey/Poopmonkey420 

A small tiktoker that joined tiktok in 2018 with the name "momo_is_the_one" and had later changed it to "poopmonkey420", then to finally "thepoopmonkey". He gained a large following on tiktok by posting random and funny tiktoks. His most viral time was in 2019. He sadly left tiktok in early 2021.

"Poopmonkey420 is a very funny tiktoker"
"ThePoopMonkey is my favorite tikoker!"

ThePoopMonkey/Poopmonkey420

ThePoopMonkey/Poopmonkey420 by Sd ansjmnd April 27, 2021

Telepootation 

The mysterious phenomenon that occurs only when walking a dog at night, involving poo traveling sometimes several inches, sometimes several feet from where you just saw the dog poop. This phenomenon necessitates a flashlight and a thorough search of the ground before discovering the new location of the poo.

"Good dog, Buddy. Yep. Poop it out. That's right. Okay, just gotta pick this poop up and then we can . . . where did it go? Damn you, telepootation!"

Telepootation by Little Walnut August 25, 2018

teeoomas 

big youtube man with lots of subs and womans
he plays bedwars on the hypixel network
he is known to be a big hacker man

Admin : Is Teeoomas hack?
Casual Player: Yes he hack

teeoomas by Kill me or else trump June 1, 2020

Teetoo 

The feeling or compulsion to hug or squeeze when seeing or encountering someone or something that is cute, adorable, charming, lovable, etc.

The other day in the park I saw the cutest puppy and I had a major teetoo.

Teetoo by kittykat12399 February 11, 2018

telepoop 

when u are taking a shit and talking on the phone at the same time

Tom: "hey"

Bob: "hey, whats up?"

Tom: "Nothing... I hope you dont mind, but im taking a telepoop right now."

telepoop by megaaa February 22, 2008