a tweenager or teenager who listens to a 'thing' called pop, which shouldnt even be classified as music.
they are obsessed with boys, makeup, clothes, brands, latest fashions
they say 'omg' or 'lmfao' waaay to much.
they think the world revolves around them.
they are usually 'daddys little girl', aka 'daddys plastic snatcher', and alot of them can also be considered 'plastics'
they go out with guys for their looks.
they sometimes are even friends with people because of their looks, or money, or popularity.
they spend their lives talking on the phone, texting, talking on msn, shopping...
they shop in places such as 'supre' enough said.
"omg, i was lyk shopping in supre the other day, and omg, david was their!!!"
"omg r u serious!?!?!?!"
"omg yes!!! nd i wz lyk, hey, and omg, he lyk fully smiled at me!!!"
"omg" *at this point they both start jumping up and down*
"i no, omg he lyk totally asked 4 my number, so yea, omg, it was lyk, so awesome!!"
"omg, i am sooo jelous, he is lyk soooo hot, lyk omfg!!"
"i no!!! omg, omg, omg, he lyk totally lyks me!!!"
"well lets go listen to some britney spears!!!"
me: *sigh* ther goes some more teenyboppers... *bang* *bang* ok, ther gone now :D
A girl obsessed with pop culture, gossip and throwing up in bathrooms after meals in an attempt to fit in, act more mature or be cooler. This is often an attempt to overcompensate for other insecurities. They are also attention whores. Teeny Boppers are usually 10-16 years of age, or are college students with the mentality of a 10-16 year old.
If they are 18+ teeny boppers, they usually have no direction in life other then “I am an aspiring actress/dancer” while working as a hooters waitress and getting drunk on weekends. By the time they are 30, they usually have 8 out of style tattoos, 3 kids from 20 fathers, 50 extra pounds (if not more), and shoot heroin. They are often slaves to their hormones and emotions. They are incredibly friendly and fun loving one minute, then turn psycho and obsessive the next.
Last night at the club, I took home a teeny bopper chick. Dude, they are so easy but wont shut the fuck up.
Some retarded little girl who is musically obsessed with talentless people in the music industry that only appeal to their own girly interests in male dicks. These supplying artists also tend to be idiots hogging up the T.V. where valuable cartoons and actual teenage actors used to perform on. The teeny boppers are destroying the music industry by constantly supplying industries like the now notorious Disney Corporation, or Shinra Corporation (for those of you who get the reference).
Teeny Bopper: OMFG IT's THE JONAS BROTHERS, MILEY CYRUS, TAYLOR SWIFT, JUSTIN BIEBER, etc. etc.
Me: Go jump off a cliff and die. Everybody knows that Michael Jackson was the only real, honest pop musician and these guys are fakers for $$$$.
Usually females from the ages of 10-15, who obsess over pop-punk bands, thinking they are hardcore, and are convinced they are married to one of them. They drive real fans insane and are hated by most intelligent people. They dress like slutty preps and their scream names are usually something along the lines of ***PuNk PrInCeSs 4 LyFe!!*** They also cannot complete a sentence without using the word "like" at least 5 times.
Lets kill all the teeny boppers, the world will be a better place.
Twatty posers who spend ages on messageboards writing stuff like: "lyk, omg nsync r lyk soooooooooo hawt i luv dem so much dey r rly hawt and sexc and stuff and i luv dem and im gna mari jstin timberlandz even tho i wnt b able 2 sign da marige certifikat cuz i cnt spel mi own name!!!!!!!11111111 lolololololol!!!!11111111111"
dude, fucking teenybopppers, they're everywhere! get 'em off me! gaaa!
Specimen; Teeny Bopper ; (genus; Teenikin bopperili.)
In this case, we are observing the ‘AzN~~~~’ subspecies of TB, each race, generally has their own kind of TB, but this is the one I am most familiar with.
Likes: Name Brands, Any car that was featured on Initial D, Morning Glory, Sanrio, Zogabi, Sticker Photos, Dream Photos, Daytona, Counter-strike, WarCraft, Bitching, Backstabbing, Heavily Peroxided Hair.
Dislikes: Not being able to afford name brands, Other TB’s, Anyone deemed ‘cooler’ than themselves, People who don’t wear name brands, people with black hair, anyone that isn’t AzN~~~~.
Can Be Seen At: LAN Café’s, VA, Excalibur, Whitehouse, Chapel St, Outside underage Club venues (most popular being Salt, Soul, Red, Blue, Green, Magenta.), Hanging around State Library, Sticker Photo shops, Morning Glory, the “CT”, Box Hill, “Glenny” “Shoppo”
Can’t Live Without: Mobile Phone (with enough dangly decorations to cause a landslide, and little fluffy things the size of a small child, and photo compatibility to add to their plethora of photos taken with all their TB friends they don’t actually like), Trends to follow, “Pocket Money” (has been known to rival the family fortune of some lower income households.)
(Towards Males) Ridiculously Cute, Ditzy, Disarmingly Nice, (This, is scientifically proven to be all an act, to attract a TB of the opposite sex, who, unknowingly will be sucked dry (emotional...
stupid little preteens or 13 year olds walking round like little tarts in slutty clothes thinkin dey all dat.
a 12 year old walking down the street in denim mini-mini skirt and a top saying "little devil".