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Flat-chested 11 and 12 year olds that worship non-flat-chested rappers wives, wear make-up thicker than their IQs, and post self-taken pictures of 8 different angles of their face on MySpace.
"zOmg, liek, i ttly went ^ anofer traina bra syz dis yr!!!!!!1!" Said the Teenyboppers in unison.
by Clairis January 23, 2008
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Some retarded little girl who is musically obsessed with talentless people in the music industry that only appeal to their own girly interests in male dicks. These supplying artists also tend to be idiots hogging up the T.V. where valuable cartoons and actual teenage actors used to perform on. The teeny boppers are destroying the music industry by constantly supplying industries like the now notorious Disney Corporation, or Shinra Corporation (for those of you who get the reference).
Teeny Bopper: OMFG IT's THE JONAS BROTHERS, MILEY CYRUS, TAYLOR SWIFT, JUSTIN BIEBER, etc. etc.

Me: Go jump off a cliff and die. Everybody knows that Michael Jackson was the only real, honest pop musician and these guys are fakers for $$$$.
by The Future of Pop May 22, 2010
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A girl who is not usually a teen, more around the ages of anywhere from 9 and sadly up to fourteen in some cases. They usually wear shirts that have the Limited Too logo and tight jeans with stupid designs. Some of the 'h4rDk0r3' teenyboppers will wear thongs up to their armpits and skirts that barely cover their prementrual asses. The younger teenyboppers typically listen to boy bands, while the older ones listen to rap.
Teenybopper: OMGZZZ I GOT DIZ RLLY PURTY SHURT FRUM LTD2 IT SEZ 90% ANGEL ON IT!!!!one!!!!!

Me: Die.
by Fork You December 09, 2004
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Realistically,a "teeny bopper" is a young American between the ages of 12 and 19 who are very easily manipulated by pop culture.Often critisized because of their inability to think for themselves,"teeny boppers" also have a bad reputation for doing whatever pop culture tells them to do to fit in and be "cool" or "down with it".They are very easy targets for sex,profits of different sorts,and prep crowd poularity contests.Their self inflicted drama(which is often orchestrated through wispers,text messaging,gossip and appearance)can safely be regarded as gospel.Generally speaking,they base everything in all aspects of their lives off of appearance and are refered to by mature adults as "shallow".This will never go away in the American society and will only manifest as pop culture becomes even more ignorant.The only cure is for them to take education seriously and find faith in their lives.But since everything is a joke now-a-days,don't get your hopes up for this happening anytime in the next millenium!
Teeny boppers on "American Idol",teeny boppers on MTV.(sad to say;MTV used to be a music channel!)A fatal flaw in a well established American society that values honor,God,integrity, education and respect.When these "teeny boppers" become adults,they will be the ones to strip these essential ingredients from the American heart,essentialy,making them more dangerous than the "terrorists" themselves.
by Josh Romero May 28, 2006
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Annoying 13-15 year old girls who write the name's of popular bands on there backpacks and when you ask them what they like about the band all they can say "Ummm, I just like there one song thats on MTV a lot" but in the next sentence are like "they rock they're the best band ever". Also, they never know where any of the bands they "like" are from or what they're record label is
Ugh teeny boppers, sie müssen sterben!!!
by lost in fall October 27, 2006
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A fanatcial teenager, often a girl at the cusp of puberty, who squanders vast amounts of hard earned money on useless items of clothes, music, and fashion products. Frowned upon by the more educated sector of our soceity, considred the epitome of ignorance of the teen age life.
Look at the 12 your old dame, shit nigga, she's your classic teenboppa
by natedizzle July 19, 2003
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A tween (10-13 yrs old) or teenager (13-19 yrs old) who is obsessed with being young and vivacious. This classification of the human specie is often synonymous with fangirls as they are most often female. This does not mean that males are left out.

Generally speaking, the male teenybopper can be classified into the "skater" or "punk" group; "goth" is far too hardcore for their prepubescent bodies.

SYMPTOMS OF TEENYBOPPER:
-freakish grinding at school dances
-shaving not because they need to, but so that the hair will appear darker and thicher; therefore more "adultish"
-underdeveloped genetalia
-stuffed pant crotches
-an excess of makeup/glittery substances
-fangirl t-shirts
-extremely tight pants ... on males
-keeping a diary sealed with a chain and padlock which is kept under mattress

REMEDY:
`unfortunately there is no remedy, this spell must be waited out until the aflicted pereson discovers that this illness is annoying/obnoxoius.
Any young person bouncing around consuming pixie stix and bragging about being allowed to go to the mall without parental supervision for the first time.

Any young person with a skateboard and a surfer-bowl haircut saying "hella" or "bitchin" and then then glancing around to be certain that no authoritative adult heard them.
by I_LOVE_LOTR May 09, 2005
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