A tween (10-13 yrs old) or teenager (13-19 yrs old) who is obsessed with being young and vivacious. This classification of the human specie is often synonymous with fangirls
as they are most often female. This does not mean that males are left out.
Generally speaking, the male teenybopper can be classified into the "skater" or "punk" group; "goth" is far too hardcore for their prepubescent bodies.
SYMPTOMS OF TEENYBOPPER:
-freakish grinding at school dances
-shaving not because they need to, but so that the hair will appear darker and thicher; therefore more "adultish"
-stuffed pant crotches
-an excess of makeup/glittery substances
-extremely tight pants ... on males
-keeping a diary sealed with a chain and padlock which is kept under mattress
`unfortunately there is no remedy, this spell must be waited out until the aflicted pereson discovers that this illness is annoying/obnoxoius.
Any young person bouncing around consuming pixie stix and bragging about being allowed to go to the mall without parental supervision for the first time.
Any young person with a skateboard and a surfer-bowl haircut saying "hella" or "bitchin" and then then glancing around to be certain that no authoritative adult heard them.
Usually girls in their early teens who try to act and dress like their favorite pop stars and they listen to pop music non stop. Like boy bands and pop idols and shit. They wear shirts that, I guess, is supposed to sum the person up in a couple words like "Princess" or "Chicks Rock" or "50% Angel 50% Devil" and they break down in tears when they see a Backstreet Boy and are like OH MY GOD, CAN YOU, LIKE, BELIEVE THAT'S HIM...AHHHHH
Teeny boppers have no taste in music, they listen to people that can lip synch and sound like shit in real life...that definitely isn't talent and their rich off a voice they don't have
Idiots who don't know what music is.
The world is coming to an end when teenyboppers think that Eminem is greater than Elvis.
teenage(or pre-teens) girls who are posers. they like whatevers "cool" at the time. they only like bands for their looks and popularity. they like to sceam things like: "MARRY MEE!!!" to the band members. they don't know how to spell so they type Lyk DiS. they wear way too much makeup. they make comments about how 'hott' the band members are ("Lyk, OMG, thur lyk, sOoOoOo hawt!!"). they never mention the music. on message boards they'll have screen names like: "PxNk rAwK pRiNCeSs"
teeny bopper:"LyK, AvRiL iZ sOoOoOo K3WL!!!!!!!11 I wUnT 2 B jUsT LyK hUr!!!!!11!!!!1111!! AnD BiLlIe JoE fRoM gReEn DaY iZ lYk, s0OoO0ooOo Lyk, HaWttt!!!!1111 OoH Mi GaWdZ, LyK, i Mz GoNnA mArRy hImZ!!!one!!!!1 pXnK rAwK 4 eVaARrRrrR!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111"
n. Usually a young girl, almost a teenager, who follows fads without thinking for themselves. Very mindless and superficial. Seen wearing either "cute" shirts with "Angel," "Diva," "Hottie," etc. or anything else that is currently in fashion, such as the long-tunic with tights style going around now, which I think looks completely horrendous. (It also causes girls who are not "thin" enough to become anorexic since this season's style is extremely thin, as if there aren't enough anorexic people in the US and other places.) They are usually "popular" in school, unfortunately, and they do not convey what true beauty is. Teenyboppers are proof that Western civilization is failing, since they don't really amount to anything when they get older, either.
Teenybopper: lyK oMG i lyike lovooooovveeeee (insert any rich, snobby, does-not-contribute-anything-of-worth celebrity's name here) and i lyk want to have sex w himand lyyykk havve his babieszzzzzz !!!! lolLOLlolLOL ;P !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: That is very disgusting. How old are you again?
Usually referring to girls aged from 12 to 15, who adore boy bands and pop music.
Word originated from haters of fans of the boy band Hanson, who's first single was "MMM Bop"
What a teenybopper, she loves Tay Hanson
The brand of tweens that even a n00b will call a n00b. These girls suffer Brainus Minimus, which causes them to compulsively wear shiny, sparkly stuff with the words "princess", "goddess", or "angel" on it. Also are known to only be into whatever is "cool" according to MTV. Similar to, or synonymous with the rabid screaming fangirl.
The cure to Brainus Minimus does not exist as of yet, but it is possible to ward it off by wearing clothes that do not contain an ounce of glitter, listening to music you actually like(instead of what you think is cool), and spelling words correctly. Avoid saying OMG in any circumstances.
GirlyGirl#1- OMGZ. LYKE, he is LYKE SO HOT!
GirlyGirl#2- *gasps* I want to have enough of his babies to populate a small island!
GirlyGirly#1- *gasps* Here he comes! AHHHHHH OMG OMG. *hyperventilates*
GirlyGirl#2- Does this ugly shiny pink skirt make my butt look big?