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A teeny bopper is usually a pre-teen, or tween female ranging from age 10, youngest at 8, to 14. They read magazines like "Twist" and "M" and "J-14" and other lame, glossy, faux celeb junk like that. They sit in little snobby cliques, are usually under or over weight, have anorexia, friends of cutters, and like to think they are all that. The teeny bopper natural enviroment is middle school, and late upper elementary school, or early high school. The easy way to NOT be a teeny bopper is simply hate them. They type like this: OmG!!!!LyKe WaT r U doin'? Lyke, WaNnA hAnG oUt ON, lyke, lyke, lyke, omg? Lyke no way! KoOoOLlLlL!! They often wear baby-doll t-shirts that say crap like "Punk Princess", or "Watch Out!" or at the worst cases, "Future Mrs.(Name of teeny bopper celeb)".
Teeny Boppers in my school love junk. I hate them all.
by 1to1for December 15, 2010
 
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stupid bitch age 10-16 who pisses the hell out of everyone with her home-dyed hair (all patchy and half bald), stupid lasenza girl shirts and thongs and vocabulary (reduced to lyke, and OMGz).
teeny bopper: lyke OMGz! DiD yOu heeR mA hoMeGrrL BriTTanY'zz gOtZ a NeWz bf?
other respectable girl (a.k.a. me): did you hear i have a .45 i could shoot you in the fucking face with, bitch?
teeny bopper: LYKE OMGZ! *runs to her pink bedroom with walls covered in jesse mcartney to suck her thumb and molest her teddy bear* (if not, than her boyfriend, who's a nineteen year old dropout.)

i hate them.
by mkanniebitch November 19, 2007
 
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small girls (normally 11-15 but in more extreme cases up to 18/19) with badly dyed blonde hair and excessive sparkly make-up. They have names such as mari or christina.
As irritating as they're girlie little talks can be they are loved because they generally mean well and make fairly good entertainment especially when it involves swedgers.
They will fetch you toast.
mari or christina
"oh my god you and that guy looked like so cute together"
it is hard to quote teenyboppers as conversation holding any importance is always held with in whispers amongst other teenyboppers

by another munter October 23, 2006
 
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Teeny Boppers are a crowd of girl(s) who have huge obsessions with the biggest sensations: Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Twilight, ect. They tend to write childish comments on blogs and fourms. They also like Hollywood couples such as: Niley (Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas), Nelena (Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas), Jemi (Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas) and ect. And tend to fight with those who dislike the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato.
Teeny Boppers:

Girl 1: OMG!!! i luv Miley Cyrus she's soo pretty and i luv her music!!!!
Girl 2: ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG hav u heard her new single it's just awesome!!!! miley is the best singer ever!!!!

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Girl 1: DAMN JOE JONAS IS SOOOOO HAWT!!!!!!!!!
Girl 2: MARRY ME NICK!!!!!!!
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Girl 1: Selena Gomez is soo pretty and a wonderful actress :)))
Girl 2: I HATE SELENA GOMEZ SHE'S UGLY AND A HOE!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE STOLD NICK FROM MILEY!! HATE THAT BITCH HOPE SHE DIES!!!!! MILEY FTW!!!!!!!!!!!
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Girl 1: NILEY WILL COME BACK ONE DAY I KNOW IT :)
by alternative September 01, 2009
 
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MOSTY teens, but in some cases it goes up to the 20's. People who kick it at the mall in large groups with no money. Just so they can be loud and get free samples. Then go to the back of the mall to see a fight and record it so it goes on YouTube. Then take the metro bus to someones house and stay there for really long, wearing the same clothes and not brushing their teeth. Teens who drink and smoke and post it all up on their MySpace pages and think their really cool for getting messed up and throwing up everywhere. Most of the girls are pretty much sluts up on every guy. And the guys don't even care if the girl has slept with their bestfriend, they'll still get on. Basically, all those kids you see kickin it downtown or at the mall, at the 16+ clubs, and the ones asking you for bus money.
F*** those TeenyBoppers!
by SJ_ June 11, 2009
 
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Teeny boppers- An alternative way of spelling teenie bopper. It means the same thing. A child verging on adolecense, that is too desperate to reach it. They use teenagers as their role models and imitate their recent styles.
Girl:
It depends which teenage style the teeny-bopper is trying to carry off, but
they would usually where ra-ra skirts, high heels, and general clothes that they are not ready to wear.
Boy:
Again it depends on which look they are trying to carry off but usually-
Big gold chains, Baseball caps, Converses, vans, ear peircings.
by Keeya May 13, 2006
 
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girls between the ages of 12-16 that like a band/song that's 'cool' at the time that has been out for a year already anyway and then claim that they are their number 1 fan.
They are the kids that wreck our music fests. They talk shit about how cool and hot the band members are but dont give a shit about the music and when they find another band to claim as theirs they forget about the others. Secretly they still love all top 40 shit.
'Top 40 shit, good music these guys will never know' Carus
Teeny boppers- Fuck em all
by Jim Jade March 12, 2006