Read magazines like 'Mizz'.
There are two generals species of teeny bopper.
1. The slut. Your average MTV kid, tonnes of definitons of these...
There are evil and should be killed.
2. The wemo (that's wannabe emo, english slang.) Even worse than the first species, as they think they are so hardcore since they love 'the falout boiz' and think that 'the leadsinger peter winzt' is sooooo fit.
Or alternatively, 'Oh Em GeE i LuV mRc SoO mUch!!!111 gErAlD WaYe Is My HuSbaND!!!!
2. PuNk_PrInCezZ: omg! da fallout boyz r on mtv!!! lol y is the ginga singing?! i fort da da fit emo (like me!1) guy was the singa!!!
EmOgAl: lol u r sooo dumb. lol i luv gee way!!! im gonna marry him!!!
Teeny bopper. There, I said it. Apparently it has to be in the example somewhere.
Me: You boppers suck serious ass. O_o
-Fond of MTV, Good Charlotte, the like.
-Plumage usually black with hot pink mixed in, markings usually in the form of the words "Punk Princess."
-Natural watering hole is a chatroom, where they use their mating call, which sounds like this. "LOL!!!111!Z liek aslz!143e12!!!"
Easiest way to kill them is disembowelment. Don't go for the head, they're like roaches.