A teeny bopper is usually between the ages of 11-15. Everything they like comes from the latest trends or fashions, which they have nothing of. Their whole existence is based on what their friends wear or have.
They only like what's "IN" and after that, they wouldn't be caught dead with it. "DeY TyPE LyK DiS."

They wear tight ass clothes even though they are fat as fuck. the shirts they wear would say something like "baby phat, roxy, princess, baby girl, flirt" they have no lives and obsess over their boyfriend and saying "i love you" like they actually mean it, and then get dumped a day later. they go to the mall more than 3 times a week in large groups, usually more than 8 people. they stand around stores and talk about useless stuff with their other teeny bopper friends. you can tell they're a teeny bopper if they bring a backback with them to the mall with nothing inside. teeny boppers wear rubber bands on their pants to try to look cool. they buy way too much shoes. they talk and can't back it up.

Teeny boppers aren't smart or good at sports. they're not even good at what they think theyre good at. believe me, i know some teeny boppers. their clothing makes me wanna burn my eyes off. well, a teeny bopper is someone who tries to be one of the girls in a rap video, with tight clothing, $200 hair, and expensive shoes and perfume. they make me sick. basically a teeny bopper is stupid, retard, wannabe kind of person.
teeny bopper 1:HeY GuRl. Y0u WaNna g0 2 dA mALl S0 wE kIn meEt uP WiT dA gUYZ AnD ThRow Up In tHe BaThr00ms aFteR LunCh?
teeny bopper 2: HeLlZ YAhz GiRLy.
by charlie willaim dag friegle August 09, 2006
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Stupid girls of ages 10-14 who squeal and giggle so much that Satan is willing to drag them back to hell. They brag about their boyfriends and show them off during lunch by sitting in a table full of shitty stupid 'couples'. They like pink and listen to stupid bubblegum pop and think they are teenagers and try to hard to act like them. They cry when they see a pimple...FOR FUCKIN SAKE ITS JUST A PIMPLE!!! IT'LL GO AWAY AND WHO THE HELL WILL CARE IF YOU HAVE A PIMPLE!!!??? They think they're all that and dress in pink, purple, mini-skirts, and T-shirts that say, 'Pop princess', or 'Ms. Attitude' and other crap like that. They like typing like this: 'l00k AnN I hAvE a NeW cElL!!! I kAn sLeEp OvEr yay!!! Like We CaN caLl up the B0iZ and pAiNt oUr naILz!!! g2g bi!!!!' it is so annoying. They think they're all that just because they have 'boyfriends'. They don't know the true definition of that word. They often write in their online journals, 'I lOvE jAsOn hE iS sO HotT I waNna Kiz hiM!!!!' When asked about their favorite hobby, they all scream like sluts, "SHOPPING!!!!"
Bopper: Hi WuSsUp hOmIe???
Me: You boppers suck serious ass. O_o
by Shedie August 25, 2004
The ethnic group Hitler would focus on instead if he were alive today.
Teeny Bopper: Let's all get ice-cream sodas!
Hitler: Kommen sie um!
by Requiett June 06, 2005
a retard, usually a 11-14 year old girl who wears shirts that say things like "angel" "princess" "diva" "goddess," etc. they wear sparkly pink/blue jewelry. and the true mark is crisp, clean new-looking low-top converse OR navy blue skechers. also pretend they have boobs but they dont. their bras are more like a piece of elastic with eggshells connected. and they enjoy wearing denim bell bottoms or "flares" with pre-worn out butts and/or a little flowery design somewhere.
hey, check out the fruity teenybopper... yeah the one with cheap butterfly clips in her hair and the justin timberlake lunchbox
by andie September 19, 2003
Teenage whore. They like to listen to shit music to be in a group. They flock around their tvs watchin MTV to see whats hip. They deck themselves out at hot topic to be like avril laving or good charlote or wear skimpy clothes when they are fat as hell and have backacne to be like britney spears. they always watch american idol and always vote for the gay guy. they are one of the most hated people in the world, next to terrorists.
Breaking news: The government ordered the genocide of teeny boppers.
by Rawr June 15, 2003
An odd species of n00b that displays the following traits...

-Fond of MTV, Good Charlotte, the like.
-Plumage usually black with hot pink mixed in, markings usually in the form of the words "Punk Princess."
-Natural watering hole is a chatroom, where they use their mating call, which sounds like this. "LOL!!!111!Z liek aslz!143e12!!!"

Easiest way to kill them is disembowelment. Don't go for the head, they're like roaches.
"Break out the frags, guys, it's Teeny Bopper season."
by Alec December 10, 2004
A fanatcial teenager, often a girl at the cusp of puberty, who squanders vast amounts of hard earned money on useless items of clothes, music, and fashion products. Frowned upon by the more educated sector of our soceity, considred the epitome of ignorance of the teen age life.
Look at the 12 your old dame, shit nigga, she's your classic teenboppa
by natedizzle July 19, 2003
A girl who is not usually a teen, more around the ages of anywhere from 9 and sadly up to fourteen in some cases. They usually wear shirts that have the Limited Too logo and tight jeans with stupid designs. Some of the 'h4rDk0r3' teenyboppers will wear thongs up to their armpits and skirts that barely cover their prementrual asses. The younger teenyboppers typically listen to boy bands, while the older ones listen to rap.
Teenybopper: OMGZZZ I GOT DIZ RLLY PURTY SHURT FRUM LTD2 IT SEZ 90% ANGEL ON IT!!!!one!!!!!

Me: Die.
by Fork You December 09, 2004

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