teensy

small, see also "tinsy"

you got a tinsy cock

teensy by Attilla the Hump July 16, 2003

drip teensy

A literal menace to society. A goat also. Very hot and drippy.

Wow! Look at drip teensy! (said every girl)

drip teensy by goatifieda April 24, 2021

teense 

A small, sometimes cute, amount of something.

Can I have a teense of that cake?

Can you scover a teense?

teense by Jeremy Hoge February 11, 2006

teensex 

Popular search term used on search engines, among wild boys seeking moments of pleasant masturbation in front of the computer screen.

Not to be confused with "teen sex" which is actually getting laid.

David77: FAPTIME!
AceKing: Wat? interracialz?
David77: No time for some teensex!
* David77 unzips

teensex by loxyria July 2, 2009

teenser 

Half of a shot of alcohol, usually ordered in pairs as a shot split in two. Used to give oneself the false impression they are not drinking all that much.

Let's do shots! Don't worry, Monique, they're teensers, so you'll be fine for work at 6am!

teenser by whatdrink June 20, 2011

teeney peeney 

A small or tiny penis.

Is it cold, or do you just have a teeney peeney??

teeney peeney by Royce G. Garrison October 23, 2004

teenser 

" a little amount of something"

"Would you like some pie?...Just a teenser"

teenser by Adronna July 19, 2003