teenerweener 

a person with an excuse for a cock.

I was with him last night, he has a teenerweener.

yo what up teenerweener.

teenerweener by yungvlonekillah March 18, 2020

Teenering 

The act of becoming so belligerently drunk that you pass out in the middle of walking, skipping, tap dancing, or cartwheeling, and thereby tumble on to the ground, or nearest solid object, in a topsy-turvy, yet charming fashion

"Oh my gosh! That drunk girl doing cartwheels accidentally tumbled onto that chain link fence!"

"It's okay, dude. She is just teenering."

Teenering by MBent January 6, 2013

Vlad Tenev 

The Biggest Douche in the Universe.

CEO of Robinhood. Hypocrite. Corporate Puppet. Liar. Lifetime Perpetual cuck.

Tenev created an investing app called Robinhood. He claims it's made to empower the average person. The companies slogan is "Democratizing Investing For All". But when a collective of average people decided to invest & enrich itself and stick to the uber rich, so called "Robinhood" defended the fat cats.

Vlad "The Cuck" Tenev made this decision and that therefore makes him The Biggest Douche in the Universe.

"here he is the biggest douche of the universe
in all the galaxies there's no bigger douche than you
you've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom
good going douche, your dreams have come true"
- South Park & Humanity on Vlad Tenev

Vlad Tenev by KisaTheStrippersVaginaSeattle February 2, 2021

Teenery 

Scenery that includes teenage girls, such as a campground.

Let's go to the boat ramp, there is plenty of teenery there.

Teenery by Slapcheese May 8, 2008

teener 

1.75 grams of llello

that dumb bitch romey rome thinks a teener is a ball, when its half a ball

teener by justin the fucking mann July 14, 2003

Teener 

Weight in grams, 1/16th of a narcotic (usually methamphetamine)

Glen: "Hey girl, can you float me a Teener for a few days until my check comes in?"
Carol: "You still owe for the other two"
Glen: "Damn, girl, I said I'd get you back. I got that big check coming in."
Carol: "Right."

Teener by Honor Nees June 11, 2018

Teneva 

Is a very awesome, caring, sporty, kind, generous, sexy, tall, and loving person who dosen't really like fridget, lying,cheating,weirdo,faggoty,ugly,fobby boyfriends. (That is mainly aimed at 1 specific boy/girl named Ezrah Kapeteni)
Tenev has awesome friends
eg. Melissa,Josh,Eli,Sabrina,Sophia ect

... Teneva Is AWESOME

Teneva by blablablabla123 August 28, 2012