The act of becoming so belligerently drunk that you pass out in the middle of walking, skipping, tap dancing, or cartwheeling, and thereby tumble on to the ground, or nearest solid object, in a topsy-turvy, yet charming fashion
"Oh my gosh! That drunk girl doing cartwheels accidentally tumbled onto that chain link fence!"
"It's okay, dude. She is just teenering."
"It's okay, dude. She is just teenering."
by MBent January 7, 2013
by justin the fucking mann July 14, 2003
Glen: "Hey girl, can you float me a Teener for a few days until my check comes in?"
Carol: "You still owe for the other two"
Glen: "Damn, girl, I said I'd get you back. I got that big check coming in."
Carol: "Right."
Carol: "You still owe for the other two"
Glen: "Damn, girl, I said I'd get you back. I got that big check coming in."
Carol: "Right."
by Honor Nees May 30, 2018
teener, (TEE ner) noun. a 1/16th of an ounce, generally methamphetamine.
syn. 'teenager' or 'teenth'
syn. 'teenager' or 'teenth'
Sue: I'm so glad we came to O'ahu but I'm so totally shot after missing our connection.
Michael: Me too! I thought I'd shit myself when that dog sniffed my ass at LAX.
Sue. OMG! Is that how you schlepped that teener to O'ahu? In yer hidey-hole?
Michael: Yup. I hope it's enough for the next 4 days.
Michael: Me too! I thought I'd shit myself when that dog sniffed my ass at LAX.
Sue. OMG! Is that how you schlepped that teener to O'ahu? In yer hidey-hole?
Michael: Yup. I hope it's enough for the next 4 days.
by Ned Ludd August 4, 2005
A teener is half an 8 ball or 1.75g. Refers to ecstasy, cocaine, meth usually, or anything sold in powder form.
Candyman only had a teener of them shards of ecstasy left, but I snatched it up before he ran out.
Me and my girl got a teenerof molly for the rave tomorrow.
Me and my girl got a teenerof molly for the rave tomorrow.
by Funkonaut June 28, 2019
One sixteenth of an ounce of cocaine half the size of an eightball which, you guessed it, weighs 1/8 of an ounce or 3 and a half grams
by Romey Rome July 9, 2003