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5.
used by enthusiasts to refer to the venerable VW/Porsche 914 sportscar.
Hey Leif, lets take the top off the teener and go cruise PCH.

The wine and cheese crowd always be hatin on the teener, sain it ain't a real Porsche n' shit.
by Alackrity December 08, 2006
 
1.
1.75 grams of llello
that dumb bitch romey rome thinks a teener is a ball, when its half a ball
by justin the fucking mann July 14, 2003
 
2.
Half an eightball. Refering to cocaine.
He has a teener
by Caliman02 December 03, 2002
 
3.
One sixteenth of an ounce of cocaine half the size of an eightball which, you guessed it, weighs 1/8 of an ounce or 3 and a half grams
That crazy motherfucker just snorted a whole teener.
by Romey Rome July 08, 2003
 
4.
teener, (TEE ner) noun. a 1/16th of an ounce, generally methamphetamine.
syn. 'teenager' or 'teenth'
Sue: I'm so glad we came to O'ahu but I'm so totally shot after missing our connection.
Michael: Me too! I thought I'd shit myself when that dog sniffed my ass at LAX.
Sue. OMG! Is that how you schlepped that teener to O'ahu? In yer hidey-hole?
Michael: Yup. I hope it's enough for the next 4 days.
by Ned Ludd August 04, 2005
 
6.
A girl whom is very annnoying and often is overwhelmed with happyness and annoys everybody around her.
I pointed and said Kunal Sharma is such a teener.
by Milkman7 April 17, 2004
 
7.
An 18 pack of beer usually sold in gas stations or grocery stores.
Dude, the gas station is selling teeners of Keystone for 11 bucks.
by Shaggy66 June 21, 2006