teener, (TEE ner) noun. a 1/16th of an ounce, generally methamphetamine.
syn. 'teenager' or 'teenth'
Sue: I'm so glad we came to O'ahu but I'm so totally shot after missing our connection.
Michael: Me too! I thought I'd shit myself when that dog sniffed my ass at LAX.
Sue. OMG! Is that how you schlepped that teener to O'ahu? In yer hidey-hole?
Michael: Yup. I hope it's enough for the next 4 days.
by Ned Ludd August 04, 2005
7 more definitions
Top Definition
1.75 grams of llello
that dumb bitch romey rome thinks a teener is a ball, when its half a ball
by justin the fucking mann July 14, 2003
Half an eightball. Refering to cocaine.
He has a teener
by Caliman02 December 03, 2002
One sixteenth of an ounce of cocaine half the size of an eightball which, you guessed it, weighs 1/8 of an ounce or 3 and a half grams
That crazy motherfucker just snorted a whole teener.
by Romey Rome July 08, 2003
A girl who is underage or her age is questionable.
Bro please tell me you didn't bang that girl? I'm pretty sure she's a Teener.
by DHKSU February 25, 2015
used by enthusiasts to refer to the venerable VW/Porsche 914 sportscar.
Hey Leif, lets take the top off the teener and go cruise PCH.

The wine and cheese crowd always be hatin on the teener, sain it ain't a real Porsche n' shit.
by Alackrity December 08, 2006
A girl whom is very annnoying and often is overwhelmed with happyness and annoys everybody around her.
I pointed and said Kunal Sharma is such a teener.
by Milkman7 April 17, 2004

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