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An awesome show with a kickass themesong until cartoon network came and reanimated it, changed the themesong so it was some stupid techno rave thing that didn't even mention splinter (by far the coolest martial arts sensei who like renaissance artwork who is also a rat), and basically ripped the show's balls off. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: We're by far the coolest turtles skilled in different weapons who are named after renaissance writers and have a kickass theme song.
Cartoon Network: Well we just bought your rights and now you're all lame now! TMNT: Noooooooo! We are a buncha mo-fos now! Me: Fuckin' A! |
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They can easily kick the Power Rangers' asses any day of the week. Power Ranger: Ha ha! Those are ninja turtles? They look like rejects from Rita and Zedd's palace. We'll mop the floors with them in five minutes.
(five minutes later) Power Ranger: Can't....feel....legs....(dies) |
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Heroes in a half-shell. Turtle power!
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Was a really cool show before those damn Power Rangers came and fucked everything up with their sissy Zords. Turtle Power! Cowabunga!
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$20 bucks says these smooth pimp daddies can beat the shit out of those fruitbag Power Rangers seven sides of Sunday. Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael. Ph33r.
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The shit. In a good way. "Yo man! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is the SHIT, YO!"
"Yeah, i know what u mean dawwwwg" "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- Heroes in a half-shell--- Turtle Power!" |
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One of the best U.S. cartoon series ever to exist, and first appeared as a comicbook in the early 1980s. Has 3 movie incarnations and 3 different series to air on TV, the newest appearing 2003. Hey dawg, you saw Ninja Turtles yesterday? Them damn turtle boys iz bad azz fuck, my nigga!
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A franchise that reached world-wide popularity circa-1990. The charactors were four mutated turtles that were the size of humans, crave pizza, talk and have expert martial at skills, learned from a similarly mutated giant rat... Master splinter. Their sworn enemy was The Shredder, or "Shreadhead"/"metalmouth". I used to watch this before school every day 14 years ago.
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